Beardless Boys!

All you smooth 'men' with your baby faces, all you whiny little snotnosed kids, all you women out there that are waiting for Bungie to add beards to the game so you can finally feel like real men: YOU DON'T DESERVE IT! I've EARNED my beard, cultivated it, loved it, cared for it. I keep it clean and neat, and in return it grants me masculinity and more pussy than Charlie Sheen gets on a saturday night (He IS beardless, after all). And now you just want to come on this game and just get a beard for free!? No. Beards are EARNED, not gotten for doing nothing. All you hairless freeloaders will never understand: the true beard is on the INSIDE, and that can never be faked. I salute the TRUE beards of Destiny. You are welcome in my fireteam at all times. Beard on! *Edit* Yes, I do support Exo beards, as long as the player behind the beard is a true man! Edit 2: Here are the beard tiers: Tier -1: Women and children. And beardless 'men' Tier 0: Light stubble: open to all, even those of tier -1 so they can have a taste of the bearded life. Tier 1: http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131130154248/thor/images/a/a6/Chris-Hemsworth-2.jpg Tier 2: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YHubNjdqtIE/TTUeAIeR8wI/AAAAAAAAI0M/Ed3GUuzkP4Q/s1600/brad+pitt+beard.jpg Tier 3: http://usaswimming.org/_Rainbow/images/_Club%20Swimmers/Pascale-Beard.jpg Tier 4: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/70/4d/5a704d42f0fb5d29bcc213cbd3ba57d5.jpg Tier 5: http://www-images.theonering.org/torwp/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/gandalf-ianmckellen-p.jpg Tier 6: http://cdn.instructables.com/FS9/HQP8/FMZADCXN/FS9HQP8FMZADCXN.LARGE.jpg Edit 3: I say we need a seperate playlist as well: Vanguard Beard strikes! Level 30 strikes where droprates are upped. Edit 4: new word! Beardsome. It means Awesome and handsome all in one package. Edit 5: military personal is being oppressed! Beards are not allowed. Thus, everyone on the military (or in a profession where beards are oppressed) shall have access to up to Tier 2 beards.