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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee:
9/9/2014 11:37:37 AM
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Flood, I had the weirdest dream last night
Well here's how it went, at least the really weird part.
It's Grown Ups 3, and the tan chick from Parks and Rec was added to the cast. She's feeling really down and hates her body. Adam Sandler's character sees this, and when she's the bathroom/changing area he puts on a g-string and begins waddling around while crouched with his legs spread apart. I should note that this g-string only covers his penis, and everything else is hanging out and/or visible. He begins slapping his balls around and shaking them, and will then spread his asscheeks and showing off his butthole. He repeats this multiple times. She is then cheered up a little and puts on a slim white bikini and does the same thing.
Not a troll-thread; I really did have this dream and I'm legitimately questioning what I eat before bed.
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Man....and I thought 4chan was cracked in the head....
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Bump.
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Bump for shits and giggles.
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You mite be gay for Adam Sandler bro
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1 ReplyWhat... [i]Ktan...[/i] Did you take anything before you went to sleep? Along the lines of Cocaine?
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1 ReplySounds like your gayness is fighting your straightness.
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Rise from the grave; your creator demands it!
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Bump.
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I had one weird one
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Eh, I've had worse.
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Bump.
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1 ReplyWell........ DONT EAT EVER AGAIN...
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I also had this wierd dream that I was hunting sharks...
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1 ReplyI... Don't know if I should throw up, or burst out laughing...
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UMM... I CANT HELP YOU BYE *ABANDONS THREAD*
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Cut back on the cheese, if you ask [spoiler]me[/spoiler]
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Haha that's awesome.
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3 RepliesLmao. That's the greatest laugh I've had all day. If be interested to hear more.
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2 Repliesi had a dream where i was lying in a dark room watching tv, and i said something and i got sucked into it and suddenly darth vader appeared with a -blam!-ing vacuum sword while the imperial theme played in the background, then that weird tv from the "childrens concerned advertisers" commercial appeared and asked if i wanted to play pokemon with him and he took me to his room and then said, oh its getting late, so we dont have time, i promise though i wont do this again k? then i woke up (i should mention when i was younger this tv thing scared the shit out of me so badly i would have dreams of getting pulled into the tv and something random happened, one time i was on a speedboat being chased by sharks and shit. so after this dream i never had this nightmare again)
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2 RepliesEdited by Dire Dragon: 9/9/2014 11:39:23 AM-_- [spoiler]Women have weird dreams...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHey, me too. Small world.
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1 ReplyGrown ups 3... that's where I'm going to stop you. First off I don't even like the movies so you've already lost me. Secondly why would you have a dream about a third?
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3 RepliesI've got worse. I dreamt that I was in some kind of concentration camp in Italy, where I eventually got shot in the head. I woke up (still in the dream) in the back of a police van being attacked by a giant lizard. I also dreamt of a package being posted through my letterbox. I dreamt that one twice.
