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Edited by ownLife: 8/28/2014 11:06:22 PM
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The Flood Dating Manifesto

Flood, I get it, you suck at “asking girls out” and “dating”. Your self-confidence is lacking, you don’t know how to talk to girls, and you’re scared. I’m going to help you. This is not a joke nor is it a way to poke fun at the Betas that Troll this site like the ninja stealth masters that they are. This is real world advice that comes from someone that has [i]lived[/i] through what you deal with every day. I’ve been there and done that. I’m here to teach you what I’ve learned from real, actual, life experience. Trust me, I’m a doctor (not really). [b]Step One[/b] Grow some balls. Seriously, grow them right here, right now. Done? Good. Let’s move on… [b]Step Two[/b] Now that you have some cute little balls hanging between your scrawny little legs, put them to good use. Girls (and women) aren’t [i]necessarily[/i] attracted to “good looks” alone. However, this doesn’t mean you should be dressing like some homeless twelve year old. If you’re fat, lose some weight. If you’re skinny, gain some weight. Wear clothes that fit (i.e., are designed specifically for your body type – see [i]GQ[/i] for more details). Confidence is [i]key[/i] here. Period. No confidence? No girl. Ever. I mean it (well, unless you’re Okay with dating ugly chicks. Then, by all means, keep on hating yourself and doubting your true potential). Read this very carefully: I can tell you from experience, [b]you are capable of much more than you could ever dream of[/b]. I promise you. Start acting that way. However, don’t confuse “cocky” with “confidence”. There is a subtle difference there. [b]Step Three[/b] If you want to ask a girl out, tell her [i]exactly[/i] when/where you want to take her out. Tell her what you want to do with her, when you’ll pick her up/meet her, and what she should expect (should she wear a nice dress for dinner? What about sneakers for go-karting?). Leave ambiguity out of it! Women respect a man that has a plan. Women drool over a man who knows what he wants and a man who actually goes for what he wants. Trust me on this. It’s fool-proof. [b]Step Four[/b] Don’t tell a girl how you feel! I’m going to repeat this… [u]Don’t tell a girl how you feel![/u]. Why? Because you’ll be seen as desperate (i.e., you’re clamoring over her because you have no other options on the table. Women want a man who is wanted by other women. Don’t believe me? Look it up!). The [i]only[/i] time you should spill your guts to a woman is if [i]they do it first[/i]. This is an extremely important concept for you to grasp. Never underestimate the power of “does he like me?” warfare. It works. [b]Step Five[/b] Date more than one girl at a time (assuming you aren’t ready to get married). While doing this, [i]only[/i] date/talk to girls who you are physically attracted to. Do [b]not[/b] “settle” on someone you don’t want to bang every time you see them. You will regret it. [b]Wrap Up[/b] To wrap things up, and to state the obvious, the only way to get “better” with girls is to talk to them, date them, hang-around them… [i]a lot[/i]. It seems simple, but it’s extremely effective and can be a daunting task when you first start-out. Challenge yourself to talk to multiple women per week (make it a [i]new[/i] woman each time, no cheating!). After a while, it becomes second nature and you won’t feel “intimidated” by these ladies anymore. You’ll have new found confidence, which will, in turn, attract more women! See how that works? Trust me, Flood, women aren’t as intimidating as you give them credit for. They have self-doubts, they lack self-confidence, and they are thinking the exact same crap you are. Don’t let them fool you…
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  • Maybe most do and I joke about it sometimes but I'm sure there are guys in these forums like me and you.
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  • Just remember the dick tax ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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  • I really don't care/worry about getting girls. They usually come up to me first.
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    • So is it just water and sunlight, or am I going I need some fertilizer?
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      • Give me more help. I'm in high school and I like this girl. Planing a date is hard for me because my parents don't like me leaving the house unless I'm with them or people they trust. And I think the same will go for her. So what else could I do besides a date. (I had another girlfriend before but it wasn't a good relationship, her friends say I was a jerk to her but I don't think I was)(we never went on a date either. All we did was text each other all day).
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        • Edited by Onion Beetle: 8/29/2014 5:08:17 PM
          If I may suggest an edit to the OP, if you could further emphasize the critical importance of rule 4, as I think most reasonable people will agree it is by far the most imperative rule to follow. Apart from that good job OP +1 most of this stuff works
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          • Edited by THE J STER 3000: 8/30/2014 3:15:00 AM
            instructions not clear got penis stuck in elevator shaft. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) no but seriously I suck at this crap. I just moved schools started on Tuesday. I hate this crap.
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          • Instructions not clear; now crippled from neck down.
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          • I came in here thinking you were trolling. Surprisingly, I actually agree with most of what you said. You're wrong about Steps 4 and 5 though. Step 4: It's alright to tell a girl how you feel AFTER you've been together for a while. Do not, I repeat DO NOT, do it too soon though. Do it too soon and it will make you seem desperate. Even if she says it really soon, do not say it back unless you truly feel it and are sure about your feelings. Step 5: Dating more than 1 at a time is ok, IF you are NOT doing anything sexual with any of them. Once things turn hot and heavy, you MUST be exclusive! Girls don't like man whores. I'll also repeat what was said above: DO NOT SETTLE!!! You'll regret it if you do! [spoiler]My experience comes from being the other gender and also having gone through a divorce and finally now have found the one for me. :) [/spoiler]
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            • I'm starting college tomorrow so imma try this.
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              • lolno
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                  Gasai Yuno
                  Gasai Yuno

                  benis - old

                  Show me your genitals
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                  • Solid advice, OP! :D Although, dating more than one person can easily backfire, and the whole 'don't tell her how you feel' thing. If a woman is going to play mind games with you, and you don't like mind games, things won't work. Yes, telling someone how you feel too early can be really bad. Really, [i]really[/i] bad. But those feelings need to be told eventually. Do it at the right time. And don't say the wrong thing.
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                    • Women are stupid and I don't respect them.
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                      • Red pill eh
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                        • [quote]Tell her what you want to do with her[/quote] I don't know man...
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                          • That's solid advice. Most people just need to be more confident in themselves and it will go a long way! I usually just dress for the occasion.
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                              Lol flood is hopeless friend
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                              • I just tried this and I'll be sleeping with two different girls tonight. This guide works wonders, you guys MUST try it.
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                                • I'm stuck on step 2
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                                  • Boss, you know, I'm trying to grow my balls, but it's kinda hard when I already have 2.
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                                  • Wait are you a redpill ?
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                                    • It's kinda weird that people need this. Personally I've just needed confidence, so good on you for putting that as a first step. Confidence, as long as it isn't overwhelming, is the best advice to give.
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                                    • tl;dr [spoiler]i'll just do what mah gut says[/spoiler]
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                                    • Edited by KingKrown: 8/29/2014 8:24:50 AM
                                      In my opinion, most of this information is sound . BUT Step Four [quote]The only time you should spill your guts to a woman is if they do it first. This is an extremely important concept for you to grasp. Never underestimate the power of “does he like me?” warfare. It works. [/quote] High-school,I had a girl I was best friends with for years,since Fr year. It stayed that way for a while, Sr. year, long story short she got into a car wreck,was in the hospital for some weeks. I kept checking on her and all that crap, eventually we ended up dating. Graduation rolled around, going separate ways, Seeing as to I'd probably never see her again & we knew it had to end(LolNoLongdistanceWaitForMe), I told her, I had always liked and blah feels blah it was always her, Then she told me...She always liked me,she never stopped, but didn't know if I felt the same way,so she never spoke on it. I though she was happy with who she was dating all those years,and she thought I was happy going from fling to fling and we were just great friends. So for a while I had "What If", but I'm long over that,just making a point. In Short, It took 4 F*cking years and a wreck for someone to speak up , because we were both on "What if she/he doesn't like me that way" "maybe we are just friends" and no one wants to make it awkward. So,I think RARELY, it comes a time when You need to speak up about your feels. She isn't always going to speak 1st. [quote]Date more than one girl at a time [/quote] You can, but you getting caught up will mess up your rep, and you will establish a rep in high school/College. Certain women shy away from cheaters,just as a guy would shy away from a chick with a bad rep. You should put get used to, or get over the fear of getting shot down up there. You can do all that mess perfect,doesn't guarantee anything, but don't let it ruin your confidence.
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                                        Eat my wings to make me tame. - 7/29/2016 3:56:42 PM

                                        This actually seems like legitimate information
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