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8/28/2014 8:22:13 PM
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How to flirt with girls in class?(College)

I'm surrounded with really hot ladies in most of my classes. I have zero clue how to spark up a conversation without making it about school. Any advice?
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  • Tell them about your MLG 50 in halo.
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  • Find one you particularly like, then just introduce yourself, be honest, tell her you think she's pretty and would like to go get ice cream or something sometime, make sure she has a nice personality too, dont wanna be with a bitch
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  • Whack them in the head with a club and bring them home.
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    • toast/envelope? toast/envelope.
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      • lol Its been 5 day and I have gotten 4 numbers I got one on Tuesday when I walked into a restaurant and the girl there is like a junior in my college (im a freshman), anyway im ordering stuff and then while we wait for my stuff to be prepared (its take out btw) she asked me if it would be weird if she gave me her number. Then Wednesday I was late to class (first week of college already slacking), anyway they were like no seats, but I saw a waving motion and a girl from my dorm had saved me a seat (I have spoken to this girl like maybe only 3 times), we talk for like all of class (im gonna fail if I keep this up) and I ask her for her number after class Then on the same day I was in a line for some textbooks and the girl in front of me had really nice legs, so I talk to her and after we were done with the line I got her number as well. Thursday the fraternities and sororities were accepting pledges and people were rushing, this girl brought her dog and I started playing with it and asking her questions about it and then where she was from and then random crap cant remember (this girl seems like the type to talk too much), anyway I ask her for her number and that was it. Havent got a fake number yet due to this trick I know, read them their number and purposely miss one, if they don't correct it its a fake number, do it early as they will always end up giving you the real thing the second time
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        • treat them like shit.
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        • Say "Hey, did you fall from heaven?" "Cause you look like a dead bird!"
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        • Purposely say " hi I'm kinda shy could you give me some advise to spanking I mean sparking up a boob with your cleavage.... Shit I mean nice rack -blam!- no shit sorry." If she laughs your in.
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        • Edited by Drksteel: 8/29/2014 1:52:12 PM
          Say "hi" to them. when they say hi back, whip it out. [b][i][u]WITHOUT[/u][/i][/b] breaking eye contact.
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        • Bring a bomb to school. All the class fears you. Tell them the antidote for the bomb is in your dick. Enjoy.
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        • Edited by FatherlyNick: 8/29/2014 8:28:51 AM
          Please refer to this professionally written thread: [url]http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/65885148/0/0[/url] For those who are too lazy to click on the link: [quote] [b]FatherlyNick will help you get laid.[/b] [i]For those who dont want to read - post what is preventing you from getting laid, I will help.[/i] If you are in desperate need in getting some physical intimacy, but can't seem to get any - this is the thread for you! Note that this thread isn't about constructing and maintaining a relationship. Keep in mind that going to bed with someone does not mean that you will be in a relationship aftewrads. Although some relationships DO begin like that. I know of at least two such cases. [b]Only one rule for now: You and your partner must be of legal age.[/b] So make sure that mommy and daddy will not castrate/steralise you because of Mr. FatherlyNick here, mkay? I don't care why you want to get laid (be it just because you want to lose your virginity, or there is someone attractive and you would like to spend an evening with someone sexy), I will try to help you in every way I can in order to get you in the boat. [b]Section 1[/b] Lets begin with some questions you should be able to answer. 1) What orientation am I? Answering this will help you identify what sort of partner you would like to get close with. I wont help you find yourself, so this is really up to you. 2) Do I know someone who would like to/wouldn't mind sleeping with me? This is often overlooked. If you have a friend/friends who wouldn't mind helping you out with your intimacy depravation, start by talking to them about your intention of possibly getting a little closer than 'just friends'. Make sure that this person will not freak out when you suddenly start flirting with them. Your confidence should also be up while doing this. AVOID SOUNDING OR LOOKING DESPARATE! Its a major turn-off. I understand that 'flirting' can be hard for you (you're reading this thread for a reason...); Don't worry, I will try to help you out with that. 3) Is there someone who you find attractive? Don't think about 'league' or 'too attractive'. Remember, it's all about confidence and being nice even to people who are 'out of your league'. Be noble and be yourself. Do a background check and make sure that this person is not in a relationship with someone and is not currently on a 'break' from a relationship. The last thing you want to do is break-up a couple or get into trouble with someone's partner. If they are in a relationship - look for someone else and don’t wait for them to become free. (You're here to get laid and not to get into a relationship). 4) Am I strong enough to just walk away after sleeping with someone? Basically, if you somehow end up falling in love. Will you be able to accept the fact that the other person did not and will not have any feelings for you other than lust? This can be tough, if you feel that the person you are about to sleep with has some feelings for you, avoid any physical intimacy with them. Unless of course you both are willing to become actual partners, at least for some time. You don’t want to be in pain and you don’t want to break hearts. Trust me. 5) What is preventing you from getting laid? It can be tough in admitting your downsides, identifying these can be very beneficial. I kid you not, make a list and work towards improving these. Do not expect results straight away, give it all the time it needs. Ok, that’s all of the important questions I can think of for now. So you think you are ready to satisfy that animal instinct of yours? [b]Section 2[/b] Lets talk about your physical appearance. The question is simple - if you were the person you are trying to sleep with, would you sleep with yourself? Be honest here. Don’t undersell and don’t over sell. Sure you may think you’re a 10/10, but since you’re reading this, you might actually be a little lower than that. Here are a list of things you might want to verify - I am hygienic + Daily showers (One should be enough, more than that can make your skin produce excess oils. Take more than one shower only if you absolutely need to). + You put on deodorant after you shower. + Brush your teeth after breakfast and before going to sleep + I wash my legs and feet and not just armpits, privates and hair. (Seriously, wash your damn legs!) + I check if my t-shirt does not smell before I put it on + I wash my hands with soap after I use the bathroom - I am not lazy when it comes to taking care of myself + I maintain my facial hair in good condition and ensure that it does not look like pubic hair + I comb my hair after I take a shower + I do regular exercises (You don’t have to lift 800kg, push-ups/pull-ups are good, jogging, stretching exercises) + I use skin care products to keep my acne under control. + I try to keep a good posture at all times + I wear a suitable perfume + I don’t smoke, I rarely smoke - My clothes are in order + My socks don’t have holes in them (If a sock has a hole in it, throw that pair out and buy a kilogram of new pairs) + My t-shirts are not too big for me. + I do not wear the same exact clothes for more than 3 days in a row + The colors of my clothes complement each other (seriously, don’t be a walking traffic light) + My clothes are not wrinkled (unless that article of clothing was designed to be) - I know how to behave around people + I do not interrupt people + My voice is not too loud/too quiet + I can look people in the eye while talking to them + I can stay quiet and don’t have to constantly talk + I can listen to a person talking and retain the information + I do not curse too much (I recommend not to curse at all) That’s the end of section 2. [b]Section 3[/b] Now if you think you pass the majority of these tests, go on ahead and PM me your story and I will anonymously give an answer to it in the thread. Good luck! [/quote]
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        • Whip out yo dick
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          • Here's step by step instruction: 1)Don't think of what you look sound or smell like 2) Forget whatever you've been thinking in the past your whole life 3) Go up and say hi, I noticed you thought you were pretty cute wanna go out some time? 4)Take her out somewhere nice or just realize she didn't like you and deal with rejection. Keep in mind you have a 50% chance she'll say yes.
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          • As a woman in college myself, usually when men approach me, they ask very simple school related questions, such as, "How do you like the class?" or "What's your major"? That's how the conversations start, and the rest depends on whether or not I actually want to keep on talking to them.
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          • My problem is that i'm afraid that the girl I talk to and everyone else who sees me talking to her is automatically thinking, "He likes her. He wants her." When all i'm really trying to do is find out more about a girl. I have such a reputation as the quiet, shy kid, i'm afraid that everyone will get the wrong idea if I start trying to talk to a girl.
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            • Draw portraits of them.
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              • You could try: - Introducing yourself. - Trying to make small talk, using class to start a conversation -Be active in social events - (ONLY if you know you're funny)Make a funny comment about something relevant (nothing stupid) ,a little laughter goes a long way. - My personal Favorite, Do nothing, go on about your day. Some girls seem drawn to that for whatever reason. - Rack you're own brain and try to come up with something that fits you,honestly some of these just might not be your thing. I.E, My friend was great at making small talk and introducing himself, he just had that appeal. Jokes...not so much Me, I rather joke about something to open the gate for conversation...or, just continue going on about my day....just works for me, my thing.
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              • Two words: study group Anything and everything can come from getting into a study group with said hotties. : )
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              • Slap it on there desk works like 10% of the time
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                Mr Boom16
                Mr Boom16

                Not even bant - old

                Give those bitches a cannon Bitches love cannons
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              • Easy.. Just ask out loud.. "Anyone go skinny dipping lately?"
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              • Buying a fedora and a trench coat would be a good start.
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                • FHRITP. [spoiler];)[/spoiler]
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                • Just offer her a handful of skittles. Bitches love skittles.
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                  • "How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Chobo"
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                    • Show them your Pokemon collection.
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