Ahh beards... The first (& for many the last) way to prove manliness.
[spoiler]razor shy, lazy slobs :)[/spoiler]
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Spoken like a true beardless man. [url=http://www.destinypedia.com/images/thumb/5/52/Sage_Merrill.jpg/300px-Sage_Merrill.jpg]Look at this picture of Sage.[/url] Look at his perfectly spherical, hairless head. Are you telling me this man doesn't shave? Of course he does. He just doesn't shave his [i]beard[/i], because that would be criminal. Analogy: Women typically allow their hair to grow out longer than men. Does that mean they're razor shy slobs? Are they too lazy to get it cut? Hell no. They have to look after their hair even more, it takes longer to clean and style. No my friend.... Shaving is the coward's way out. A true man accepts the challenge of having a beard, because in the end, it's worth it. It's [i]worth[/i] it. A beard is not an oversight, it's a way of life. Learn your place, educate yourself about beards, then come back and admit the error of your ways.
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Edited by aboniks: 8/22/2014 4:44:42 PM[quote]A beard is not an oversight, it's a way of life.[/quote] I'm having this motto tattooed onto my beard as we speak.