I find if you skip the dance but turn up with a shotgun you can bypass the ticketing system entirely and still leave with your dignity intact.
Besides you know that ticket is going to the only girl in the queue, the one with the nice rack, tight t-shirt and pixie cut hair, who is just accompanying her boyfriend. Why put yourself through that shit when it will only lead to disappointment.
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Best comment I've seen on this forum. My hats off to you
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Ha ha ha, awesome post