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Edited by Old Papa Rich: 8/20/2014 2:04:00 AM
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We summon Deej

How does one go about summoning Deej to a thread?
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  • Dude, shut up.
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    • Just imitate the gray beards calling the DO-VAH-KIIN! DE-JAY DE-JAY *repeat 10 times*
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      • I'd help, but finding a virgin is......difficult. Then again, you should have bled that fanboy. 90% shot it's a virgin.
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      • Edited by Koldraxon: 8/29/2014 10:03:03 AM
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        Kol does not die; he simply phases out. - old

        [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqaehHaHvUc]...Open a [Dimenseus Rift], send one Knight to capture him, bring him back. Converse. Return Deej to his place. Send [Burning Legion] to kill The Darkness. Await further events.[/url]
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      • *lights pentagram* *kills chicken*
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        • Just draw a a circle with blood and put in the heads of 1,000 people. That usually works for me.
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        • Somebody didn't get enough attention from their parents.
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        • In Soviet Russia, Deej summons you.
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          • You do not summon the almighty Deej! The almighty Deej bows to no one Not even to the mystical purple ball! XD
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            • Oh no... This is how arcane rituals begin
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            • heheheh
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            • Also, the recipe below may be in error. A wolf's femur is used for something else. You need a Troll's left testicle.
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            • *sacrifices fanboy*
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            • *enables deej-radar-o-meter*
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            • [quote]How does one go about summoning Deej to a thread?[/quote] One must spill the blood of a virgin into a silver bowl, pour the tears of console fanboys into it, and then add the femur of a wolf to the concoction. The resulting explosion will cause the mystical being known only as "DeeJ" to appear, bringing happiness and joy to all in the thread.
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              • LEL DAE DeeJ is le best?! He can do no wrong! DEEJ RULES! *tips fedora* Honestly deej acts like a nerd douche. Go lift scrub.
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                • Perhaps if you explain the nature of your request and he finds you worthy your wish will be granted.
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                • The summons ritual requires the sacrifice of several ginger children. He hates those things I guess. I've seen it happen with my own eyes. In fact, someone just mentioned that they were willing to do it and............. Poof! There he was.
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                • If we all keep bumping this in #Destiny, DeeJ might come and move it to #OffTopic, and shall be summoned!
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                • well offer him booze and bitches. that might strike his interest.
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                • Come on we can summon him
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                • Keep bumping the thread, we shall summon DeeJ on his majestic golden chariot.
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                • It's like summoning Beetlejuice.
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                • Is DeeJ there?
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                • For good measures
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                • This will summon
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