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Edited by ash55: 8/19/2014 9:36:38 PM
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A Response to Jonty's Comments.

I am a man and a man needs a beard.

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I am a man who would rather look like a woman.

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[url=http://www.thesixthaxis.com/2014/08/19/interview-bungies-jonty-barnes-on-destinys-locations-multiplayer-and-beta-testing/]Source[/url] [quote][b]TSA:[/b] [i]So along those lines, what kinds of things have you learnt from the beta? Is there anything that you’re thinking you might try and patch in?[/i][/quote] [quote][b]Jonty:[/b] [i]Well there were hundreds of little changes that we actually made. .... ... And then there were weird things, like people wanting beards![/i][/quote] No Jonty, wanting a beard is not weird. What's [i]weird[/i] is having a game where you can play as a Space Wizard, without even including Space Beards to adorn your Space Wizard. See image. Edit: Some more wonderful beards: [url=http://www.halopedia.org/images/thumb/b/bf/Urk.png/250px-Urk.png]Urk's beautiful crimson face warmer, you don't want to explore the frigid wastes of Old Russia without it.[/url] [url=http://www.destinypedia.com/images/thumb/5/52/Sage_Merrill.jpg/300px-Sage_Merrill.jpg]Sage's beard. Enough said. Simply glorious[/url] Edit 2: I'm sorry I didn't include an option for females to vote. But as they will never know the joy of growing a beard (except for a very lucky few) their opinion on this topic is not applicable.
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  • Edited by FingerLickr: 8/21/2014 4:59:59 AM
    Jonty: Come here so you can better understand me when I tell you that Men want Beards.. It's MANLY... Unlike the Lip Colors that you chose for us to select from.. Did you see what you did there In the Beta? This Decent Man could look all MANLY with a BEARD, but NO he looks like a Bitch with Lip Gloss! GeShus H Chriss... Give our Male characters Purple Pink GREEN Red Yellow and Orange Lip color choices and you think BEARDS are WEIRD???
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    • A human hunter without a beard goes against the laws if nature.
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    • Bungie is too lazy and cheap to add beards this isn't a real RPG like skyrim
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    • As a bearded man I agree that being able to rock an equally epic beard on my guardians would be excellent, however if they're not available I will survive.
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    • [quote]Sage's beard. Enough said. Simply glorious[/quote] [b] Too stronk!!!! Please nerf!1!![/b]
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    • Even my penis has a beard. C'mon bungie !!!
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    • Beard and helmet ?!
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    • There is a name for beardless humans.. We call them women
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      • Another retarded thread about something that doesn't freaken matter..
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        • Beards are the one thing I wanted them to implement
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        • I might have to change my name for this game...
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        • Best post ever! I feel ashamed fighting The Fallen when I remember that underneath my helmet lies the face of a beardless coward (this doesn't apply to the ladies!)
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          • How will Exos have beards?
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            • Space Wizards Without Beards? Might as well just be A Regular Boring Wizard who can't Do Space Megic
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              • The fact that we have hair at all is intriguing because we where all dead so you would think it would of fallen off.
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                • Edited by Nemesis Enforcer: 8/22/2014 5:09:00 PM
                  I don't care for beards nor keep myself perfectly shaved. Beards are for bums. Let the battle begin!
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                • Telling someone that their mustache is nice and suddenly she isn't your friend anymore.....
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                  • Ahh beards... The first (& for many the last) way to prove manliness. [spoiler]razor shy, lazy slobs :)[/spoiler]
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                    • Edited by Seven: 8/20/2014 11:52:35 AM
                      A man with no beard does not equate to looking like a woman, but even if said man did happen to look androgynous then more power to him. Also, I'd like to hope that we're all intelligent enough to differentiate between a female and a clean shaven male. If not, there is something wrong. Maybe if you put up better reasoning they would have considered it.
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                      • There are women with beards... and it's a horrible, horrible thing.
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                        • TBH I was disappointed there wasn't a beard option.
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                        • I demand realistic beard growth and shaving mechanics.
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                          • I don't need beards, I'm an Exo.
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                            • Edited by HORRENDOUS NOOB: 8/21/2014 3:31:45 PM
                              60 fps? - no Splitscreen please? - not going to happen Proxy Chat pretty please? - nope Private Matches at least? - ha... nada Beards... give us something! - maybe. we listen to our community!
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                              • Edited by Tom T: 8/20/2014 12:01:51 AM
                                Beards are a BIG deal. [url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/disney-men-without-beards-is-hilarious]Look at this.[/url] No great franchise is complete without beards. With all the bearded talent at Bungie, you'd expect this to be given far greater priority...
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                                • wanting beards as bad as you do is weird
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