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Discuss all things Destiny.
Edited by StormOfSwords78: 7/18/2014 11:08:23 PM

Angry Xbox players, gather round....

If you're still angry and upset about the extra stuff PS players are getting, allow me to guide you towards a much better state of mind because all the bitching and threatening to boycott the game, etc is really going to ruin it for the rest of us Xbox users as it'll only make Bungie/Activision favor the PS platforms more in future and maybe even make them think twice about releasing on Xbox all together. I don't know about you but I don't want that. So here goes, try thinking about it this way: Alot of our new Playstation brothers are new to Bungie games, yes? So they need as much help as possible, yes? What Bungie are secretly saying is they (PS players) do not have enough chest hair to handle going into the game unprepared. As we'll be separate on the Xbox servers, we cannot help them out. So they NEED extra beta time to become acclimatised to the awesomeness that is a Bungie game. They need some extra DLC weapons & armour at the beginning otherwise they'll spend the first few sections of the game cowering behind a rock, peeing their collective pants, unable to handle having their collective minds blown away by the game. Whereas veteran Xbox players are already battle-hardened from previous Bungie experiences, we DO have the chest hair to charge into Destiny on day one, naked and unafraid. Ready to face unknown! So stop being a bunch of crybabies, show us that chest hair, buy the game and the first person to teabag my still twitching corpse wins a prize! :D

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