In my boredom I was struck by insperation to write a parody song for Royals, by Lorde, for destiny. I cannot sing or play any instruments so no video. Lastly, this is just for laughs by either content or stupidity, take your pick: I've never seen an exotic in the flesh. Wasted my glimmer on engrams, from the cryptarch. And I'm not proud of my tower, With the torn up walls, no vault envy. But I've still fought Vandals, fallen, and even hive, killed Warlocks, Hunters, pushed the other Titans to the side! I don't care, I'm piloting a space bus in my dreams. But all the forums say are Nerf bats, op, hey can you add me, yelling at the trolls, tons of useless polls, and can you 1v1 me. I don't care, I'm not caught up in your hate afair. And I'll never be a hater, it doesn't run in my head, I pump fallen full of lead, and I dream of the purple ball instead. Let me be a guardian, You can call me friendly, And I'll always res you! Just let me play that Destiny My clan cracked the code for the vaults. We count our glimmer on the ship, to the battle. And everyone who knows us knows, we're fine with exp, we didn't fight for glimmer. And we all fought Vandals, Fallen, and even Hive. Killed Warlocks, Hunters, and pushed the other Titans to the side. We don't care, we're piloting the space bus in our dreams. But still the forums yell small maps, corporate traps and ha ha Bungie. No raid matchmaking, class superiority,and Deej can you help my notoriety. We don't care, we're not caught up in your hate afair. And we'll never be haters, it doesn't run in our head, we pump Hive full of lead, we dream of the purple ball instead. Let us all be guardians, We can show you the way Make explosions like Michal Bay! Just let us play that Destiny.