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Edited by PotatoPeeler91: 7/28/2014 8:07:35 AM
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Bungie, please add beards to Destiny.

Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character. By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters. Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more. And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you. If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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  • Luke smith actually said they're trying to work out a system
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    ElderWolfWalker
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    Muted :) - old

    Beards would be great
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    • I have a beard and its not itchy
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    • There should be a barber in the tower. In fact what about a plastic surgeon that can change our genders and race?
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      • Supported
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      • We need beards.
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      • We need beards!!! Also, whenever this post said bears instead of beard, I read it as bears. Made the read that much better.
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      • Yes, hipsters need to be recognizable in-game.
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      • This topic needs to rise again. Long live beards.
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        • We need neck beards
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        • Guardians Win; BEARDALITY!!! This needs to be implemented properly, not another lazy 'pencilled on' job like the 'facial hair' in GTA online! I was disappointed in the beta at the total absence of beards, but thought that the options would be added into the complete game -I was horribly wrong. I still fight the darkness, dreaming of the day that I and my fellow guardians are freed from the tyrannous oppression of razors and when Dregs no longer can laugh at our beardless faces! That is the day when our enemies shall gaze upon the bearded faces of terror.
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        • Yes!! Give us facial hair!! I hate that my character is forced to have a smooth, prepubescent face. He looks too sensitive... Like he cries during and after sex.
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        • Yes beards FTW
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        • Of all the shit Bungie needs to fix about Destiny, this isn't a priority.
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        • We can't have them because you touch yourself at night
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        • Edited by X 5I5O: 9/3/2014 10:07:07 PM
          Now this is a thread I can get behind! We need LESS SISSY/BEIBER/ANIME fairy dust hair styles and MORE FACIAL HAIR DAMMIT! xD MY FULL BEARD IS ANGRY THAT HE'S NOT REPRESENTED IN THE GAME! lol All together now! *chant* [b]WE WANT BEARDS! WE WANT BEARDS! WE WANT BEARDS![/b]
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        • Am I the only one that think beards would be pointless (just because I can't grow my own *cries in a tsunami of my own tears and dies*)
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          • where are my beaaaaaauuuurds?
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          • Edited by Funk Theory: 9/7/2014 4:47:22 PM
            B-B-B-B-B-B-BEARS! I mean BEARDS!
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          • Best thread of they day! Beards for all! Space beards! Robo-beards! Lady beards! Beard your loins for Tuesday!
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          • As a chick i will show my support as long as they are sexy beards....
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          • BEARDS!
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          • BEARDS OF DESTINY!!!!! bearded legion Looking for PS4 players. Not too harsh or critical just looking for players who want to have good time and enjoy all things beard related. Whether its a beard fit for a Viking warrior, or the stubble of that 5 o'clock shadow, all are welcome. This group was created to have a great time and meet some good people to play with. So lets get this going. Random conversations are encouraged so feel free to bring up any topics to talk about. Looking for older members 18 and up. Lets all be respectful and great members of this burly group! PSN; RyFry16 PSN; Knockboots
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          • The goatee The chin strap The bushy The standard The hobo The hillbilly The Gandalf The braided
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            • I doubt they have something against beards..
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              • I second, my wife won't let me grow a real one.
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