Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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All of these changes have been logged, and will be featured in the final version of the game.
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Edited by Buddy: 9/10/2014 1:30:19 AM
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I would laugh so hard if one year they do an april first update where the game becomes this for 24 hours
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This is practically every thread now.
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Bahahaha! Awesome read! Can't believe people don't get that it's meant to be everything but serious! It even says #Destiny #parody #stopwhining and people still get mad for real hahahah! Some people are just born bonafied morons... Great stuff Tyger!
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[quote]Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children. Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence. Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health. Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.[/quote] I'm a kid 12 years old and this is the best game ever what is wrong with u
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Deej=awesomeness!! Troll level 10
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DeeJ for president!!!!
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Haha class. Can't wait for final release now.
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Hahaha Yesssss! ^^^ This killed me!
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10/10 and DeeJ approves! King of trolls, much power you have within!
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MOTHERFCUKER YOU GOT A REPLY FROM DEEJ! Successful troll is successful!!!!!!
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What a great complaint. Well im going to complain about you complaining, and then other people are going to complain about me complaining about you complaining, and then other people are going to complain about them complaining about me complaining about you complaining. and on and on and on.
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[quote]Not to mention guns promote violence.[/quote] ......
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LOL Convert fallen into Christians
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I was drinking when I read the first line, had to get me a new keyboard.
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Why are childern playing?
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Edited by JackalHeadGod: 7/22/2014 11:38:03 PMI've been thinking about this and I think (as I've been thinking) they should go the other way. UBERise everything. One shot kills for all weapons no matter what, shooting the ground should kill the server. You miss you kill us all! Also note the British spelling of UBERise rather than the American UBERizzzzze. That means all the voice actors should be replaced with British thesps and every match should end with cups of tea and scones. "I say dear chap, cup of earl grey with that 400 yard no scope one shot head shot UBERshot double whipped cream on top kill?"
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This is hilarious. Equally hilarious are the idiots who take it seriously.
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Flagged for bad content on the forums I see. Win indeed.
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This post is hilarious! The only thing more funny; how many people thought you were a "trolling fan-boy." Thanks for the laugh.
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WOW!!! It's amazing how many of these people actually fell for it. Thank you Bungie for proving exactly what I've been saying for years...90% of people in the internet are complete -blam!-ing idiots, who will fall for even the most rudimentary tricks.
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Are you even allowed to play destiny?
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Too funny
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Edited by II Enix II: 7/22/2014 1:09:35 PMYou forgot to add "a subjective view" to the title of your post.