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Edited by mrtibbles32: 7/1/2014 3:17:26 AM
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Illuminati proven in destiny

So I think I proved that the illuminati is in destiny, here it is: the traveller is a circle, the city is a square, so if you slur those words with a African accent you get : sirkelliahsqware. Which is Brazilian for "turtle" . Turtles eat leaves. Leaves are green. Martians are green (proven). Martians have lasers (also proven) they get lasers from acme (proven again), acme's name is red. Fire trucks are red. Crayons named after firetrucks are also red (hard to believe but this is proven to be true through many scientific trials) crayons are made of wax. Candles have wax. Candles burn. Oil burns. Oil is black. Space is black. Space is big. Dinosaurs are big. Dinosaurs roar. Lions roar. Lions have hair. Dogs have hair. Dogs eat meat. Dragons eat meat (proven). Dragons breath fire. Fire burns shìt. Shìt is inconvienant. Stairs are inconvienant. Stairs hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes hurt if you fall on them. Road spikes are on railroads. Trains are on rail roads. Trains go "woot woooooot! " . Mildly drunk college kids yell "woot!" At sporting events. Soccer (football) is a sport. The soccer ball (football) is a sphere. A sphere is a shape. A star Is a shape. Stars =pentagram=illuminati. There it is ladies and gentlemen, illuminati is proven to be main antagonist in destiny.
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  • Edited by Dibleyy: 7/1/2014 3:19:40 PM
    NEW EVIDENCE OF DESTINY ILLUMINATI!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • Your one of the ok... I'm not even going speak about this... But I will say this... You sir, are a dummy. You don't like the game? Then don't play but don't try and twist illumanti into it.. That's what every one does these days... Its all bull crap invented by people like you... And if I was a celebrity.... I would just use the logo to fool all you dummy's just to get publicity.
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      • I thoroughly enjoyed reading this from start to end lol. Anyone bitching can go suck it keep up the good work:)
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      • GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS COMMUNITY NO ONE GENUINELY CARES ABOUT YOUR DUMBASS CONSPIRACY THEORIES! You search for validation in something that isn't there to make something intangible to blame for all the problems of the world and it does [b]not[/b] work that way.
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        • Lol pretty good
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        • Way to Necro this asshole
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        • Edited by OMidnightWolfO: 10/5/2014 5:03:28 PM
          I can't believe I didn't see it sooner
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        • Bungie has six letters in it and two syllables. Six divided by two equals... [spoiler]HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!1!!!![/spoiler]
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          • BRO NEW MONARCHY=IMMUMINATI
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            • Well I guess it was only a matter of time before the conspiracies started I'm just surprised it took so long
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            • Anyone ever notice that if you rearrange the letters in "Destiny" add a bunch, remove a bunch, you get "NEWWORLDORDER"?
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              • dogs have fur...
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                • Seems legit to me. It's probably dead orbit or new monarchy whom are illuminati!
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                • Destiny is seven letters long..the middle letter is T. Titan starts with a T. TITANS ARE THE BEST CLASS!
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                  • Ah
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                  • THANKS, OBAMA. ERLERMENARTY TERK ER JERBS.
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                  • Edited by Crazypug: 8/17/2014 5:59:01 PM
                    Illuminati conspiracies are for pot heads with no ambitions.
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                  • One word.... Obama care
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                    • Edited by sjoerd337: 8/16/2014 10:43:27 PM
                      How do you know that the last city is a square?
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                      • Illuminati proved in your profile picture
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                      • Its not illuminati,your either a troll or your thinking to hard.and the city is a circle.
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                        • I saw the post title and was like, "really?"*sarcastic, then i read it and nearly pissed myself laughing...brilliant man abso-blam!-inglutely brilliant lol
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                        • Lmfao that is -blam!-ing great. Love it
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                        • ...........i find funny. Or do i? [spoiler]i do[/spoiler]
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                          • Lost me at turtles
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                          • lmao your nuts.
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