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Edited by ch33zy burrito: 4/4/2014 11:09:37 PM
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Would you rather get attacked by a shark or alligator?

Shark

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Alligator

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Lets say you have to pick between the two. You [i]will[/i] get attacked one way or the other but which would you prefer? You can't just be like "Nuh im 2 cool 4 sherks or allgatres"
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  • The shark if he's on my turf.
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  • I mean it would be cool to wrestle and alligator but if I'm looking to survive I choose shark.
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    Treebeard
    Treebeard

    They call me 'The King.' - old

    The Shark, it's easier to kill. You grab the shark and shove your hands into its gills before pulling out its organs and selling them on the black market.
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    • Shark, since usually it's just the one bite, then they leave you alone because they thought you were a seal. Alligator seems like it would be after the kill, plus I'd imagine it would hurt more to have it tearing your flesh rather than cutting.
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    • cant you just sit on the aligator?
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      • Why the hell am I outside in the first place?
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        • Shark, you never said where, I choose on land
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          • the one that kills me faster
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          • What happens if you get attacked by a kid [spoiler]its not paradise trust me[/spoiler]
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          • Professor oak [spoiler]I think he's a serial killer[/spoiler]
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          • Alligators are nothing compared to salt water crocodiles. I'd take a gator over shark but a shark over a croc.
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          • Honey Badger. I fear nothing.
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            Laser
            Laser

            Got my Halo emblems back! - 7/25/2016 7:18:19 PM

            Gator. I'm only assuming that once the shark bites me, my blood will attract other sharks, so I'll keep the fight to a 1 on 1 swamp duel.
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          • Alligator, it can be on the ground and you might have a chance to runaway whereas sharks are mostly deep in the sea so you'd have to swim really fast to get away.
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            • Alligator death roll will tear you to -blam!-ing shreds. Those things are terrifying. Sharks can get nose punched into submission.
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            • The Floof is even more dead than the Flood...
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              • I wud dickslap the two and bust their skulls open
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              • A shark is in the water, an alligator can be on land. I'd shoot that nîgga in the fųcking eyes.
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              • While both animals jaw-shear, a sharks teeth are designed for cutting, while an Alligators are meant for holding. When a shark jaw-shears it does so to cut away a chunks of flesh, a gator shears to rip a chunk away... you tell me, would you rather have your arm bit from you or ripped off you?
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              • Edited by SaruShark: 3/22/2015 10:49:20 PM
                Sharks. They're ine of my favorite animals so I'd be cool if it attacked me. And plus, it would [i]maybe[/i] stop attacking me cause' it would only attack me in the first place because it thinks I'm one of it's normal prey.
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              • Edited by Ridi8kulos: 3/22/2015 8:17:16 PM
                On land: a shark In the sea: an alligator
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                • Both can be dealt with by a punch to the nose or eye.
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                • alligator. either i can grapple its mouth shut, or i go quick. with a shark you can only punch it at just the right spot on its nose and thats all you can do. you would never be able to generate the sufficient force to break its bones while underwater.
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                  • Are people's definitions of "attack" different to mine? If a shark is attacking me, I may lose a limb or get severe blood loss but hit it on the nose and it might give up. A crocodile attacks me and I'm getting drowned or torn apart.
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                    Phosphorus
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                    Castle Jackal, Alucard. - 7/25/2016 1:18:42 AM

                    Gator.
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                  • Nuh im 2 cool 4 sherks or allgatres
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