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Edited by Gasai Yuno: 4/2/2014 4:50:05 AM
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Poll: Mods

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  • Would you like to become a Ninja?
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  • Edited by Atomic Tea: 4/2/2014 5:01:02 AM
    They are created, not born or through choice. They undergo a secretive initiation process which includes being beaten in a dark basement with a wet pool noodle. After they are beaten severely, they are broken down physically and mentally to be rebuilt as the ultimate tool in Forum Moderation. Each Potential Ninja must pass a rigorous test of physical fitness, wit, and survival skills. This test takes place deep inside the Cambodian jungles. The physical fitness test is different for each Potential Ninja, but always includes wrestling a tiger and beating it to death with nothing but your bare hands. The Trial of Wit involves solving a Mayan Death Riddle to unlock a chamber which holds a Crystal Skull. The Potential Ninja must then take this Crystal Skull deep into the bowls of Bungie HQ to be stored for purposes known only to Bungie Employees. The Trial of Survival includes being injected with a lethal toxin known only as "1337" which will kill the Potential Ninja in exactly 1 hour. In order to survive, the Potential Ninja must journey to the heart of the Cambodian jungles and fight their way through drug cartels, poison mutant snakes, and tigers. At the center of the jungle lies the Antidote that will save their life...being guarded by a Yeti! If they are skilled enough to survive this ordeal, they are welcomed among the ranks of the Forum Ninjas.
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    • They are constructed from base proteins in the depths of bungie RnD. Achronos' DNA model is the template for all mods.
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    • Ninjas are trained from the age of 7 to moderate Bungie.net, and when the time comes they are told to make their 1st account, the soon to be Ninja then uses that account to gain the communities trust for several years. Once they become upstanding members of B.net, their training is complete, and they are given Ninja status. At this point they betray the community and ban them all for 14 days.
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      • Doesn't the ban appeal process take place underwater in a house with Recon and Achronos and 12 years a sex save and some other shit?
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      • The mods are simply the culmination of various posters in each cycle of Bnet.
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      • who cares
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        • Speak heathens!
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          • BAN THE MODS
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