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Edited by USplendid: 8/20/2014 7:40:46 PM
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Weekend Update: Glimmer is People Confirms Actor and Gun Advocate Charlton Heston.

April 1st, 2014: Reports came out today claiming that in a recent [i]postmortem [/i]confession to Medium Tangina Barrons (also dead) Actor Charlton Heston was quoted saying: [quote]I've seen it. I've seen it happen. You got to tell 'em. You got to tell people. Glimmer is made out of people....[/quote] Barrons later went on record to say: [quote]Now clear your minds. DeeJ knows what scares you. He has from the very beginning. Don't give him any help, he knows too much already. [/quote] Some shocking revelations. I'm glad you heard it here first...
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  • Soylent Green all over again.
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    • Edited by OutHouse: 5/3/2014 2:26:05 PM
      Zomg! they used people for power! Ahhhhhhhhh In Bungie We Trus7
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    • What?! What does that even mean?
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      • This is a reference to something, I know it. What was that movie where they were making crackers and shit out of people to solve overpopulation?
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        • April Fools?¿
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        • Wow. The rare energy source that powered us comes from lifeford of ppl. Thatd be crazy lore. Nice find bro
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          • Cough.......April 1......Cough
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            • What else would it be?
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            • Hwaa?!?
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