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3/6/2014 3:32:36 AM
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I place the cookie in a safe on Mars underwater guarded by sharks :3
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*cracks the safe while surrounded by dolphins with mini guns* *Eats cookie* *flies away in spaceship* *evil laughter!*
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Blows up spaceship Takes partly digested cookie and uses engineering to put it back into its original state
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*My dolphin army avenges my death by boarding your ship, stealing the reassembled cookie, then turning it into a monument in my honor*
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Breaks monument and steals cookie and fries up all water
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Edited by Balto: 3/6/2014 4:17:44 AMDolphins with mini guns. *Your point becomes invalid*
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Stares deep into your eyes "I don't give a shit" Eats cookie
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*BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR* *You are incinerated by the wall of explosive bullets* AHA! VENGEANCE IZ MEIN!!!!
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Doesn't matter Still had cookie
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Iz k [spoiler]bakes cookies[/spoiler]
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*bakes cookies *shares with Balto
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:3 Yummy
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I use a laser gun to burst open your stomach and kill all of your dolphins eat the cookie and ride away on my 500 ft tall tiger
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I eat the monument.
