I'm sure you've all seen the potatoes in the comments but I need to tell you what this is all about. The potatoes- created 12009.5 years ago, nobody knows who started it unless it was deathwish 2124 (which it was) but they have since multiplied. Most forums on #Destiny now contain a potato in them. It is also worth noting that the potatoes are by far the largest group and they are also known as brotatoes and protatoes. The turtles- the turtles got annoyed with the potatoes and started a group to rival them. They are now the potatoes biggest adversary and are against repeating turtle (and obviously potato). The tomatoes- they are aligned with the potatoes The penguins- the penguins are the newest group and were stated in a biased poll against potatoes and have made they're intentions very clear. Though they agree with team turtle, team turtle has publicly denounced them. Let me know if any if this information is wrong or if I need to add something.
Humanity is scraping for every piece of their former glory, we as guardians owe it to our race to take back what was ours. In our journey we will be tested. With a little hope, and the knowledge from the traveler, we shall become..........Potato.
Edited by RocketYawnChair: 3/6/2014 12:36:04 AMPotato group is 3x bigger that all the other groups combined. http://www.bungie.net/7_Team-Potato/en/Groups/Detail?groupId=65054