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1/28/2014 11:08:06 PM
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So I got a strange Thursday message last night

[quote]The four Days sat together at the table; their faces covered in the shadows cast by their hoods. They all worked for a common goal, but not one of them could say they knew the identities of the other three. Wednesday was oddly quiet and was facing away from the table; refusing to take part in the discussion the others were having. Instead, it simply gazed into the Forums around them, lightly stroking the emblem woven into its robes. Each Day had their own particular emblem. Wednesday's was a crude phallic-like object, Thursday's was a clover, Friday's was a heart and Monday's was what appeared to be a cross between a Carrot and a Penis. "This.. this can't work. Not when we can't see each other's faces," Thursday said gruffly. "I'll show you some work! Pass the carrots, if you will." Piped Monday. Thursday obliged but recoiled in horrror as it realized what was going to happen to them. Friday laughed and threw some glitter from its hand onto the table, which seemed to irritate Wednesday. The three turned to look at Wednesday as it began to stand. Without uttering a word, it lifted its robes from its feet and strided deep into the Forums. Past #thefourthday, past the graffiti Friday left on the walls and past the food scraps left by Monday. "Should we.. Should we follow?" Somebody said, careful not to attract the attention of the Septagonians. Another Day stood up at gazed at the crowd milling through the vast Septagon Hall. "No. We've gone too long without faces. Wednesday must reveal itself, or we will force it to. Without its help the League of Days will never succeed in their mission, but we need to know who lies beneath those shadows," said Thursday. "Maybe it's time we enlisted help," said Friday, while stenciling a heart onto the tabletop. "The Week has only just begun," said Monday, "if we kill our own Demons, we'll know how to kill the Septagon's Demons." The three remaining Days placed their hands on top of one another's. Friday's was covered in glitter, Monday's was covered in Mayonnaise and Thursday's was covered in cat hair. "First, we will remove Wednesday's hood and see the face of our saviour."[/quote] I'm not sure if this is actually against the rules posting this. Yes, I know people get banned for posting Monday/Wednesday messages, but this is hardly as graphic. Anyone get this? Know what it means?
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  • I havent gotten any PM's from the week :/
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  • My theory is that he, and all his alts, is insane
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    • What the hell is Monday/ Wednesday?
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      • im glad i have these jokers muted now.
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      • I keep getting these great messages from Monday, it turns me on.
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      • What a great read. Much potential to continue with. Thursday knows me well.
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        • [quote]Friday I love you for the man you are, I love you for the things you do, I love you for the things you say. But most of all I love you because you love me for the man I am for the things I do and for the things I say. I love you.[/quote]
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          • [quote]Monday There it was, the juicy meating of the three friends, tension in the air and sweat dripping from the crotch and ear lobe of each member. The friends, Sausage, Doughnut and Pineapple sat around the table, glancing curiously at eachother, none have seen the other for years. Each left at the accord of life goals, retreating from the their previous relationships of the trio's heating sexual life, slippery and squishy the memories wouldn't escape. After all these years the hearty hard-ons of the meals could bare no longer. Sausage thrust of his hard outer shell to reveal his juicy lubricated centre and charged for the unaware Doughnut, penetrating him, straight through, the sudden ecstasy made him crumble his rough brown icing to appear naked and be pushed into the wall, squashing the end of Sausage, in his half angry lustful rage and slammed into the wall to penetrate the drywall. Pineapple, witnessing it all, squirted her juicy juices all amongst the floor, creating a tropical pool of erotica, pushing herself against sausage, juicy juices flowing down him and through Doughnut, as they became the strangest fruithat desgin you have ever seen. Rubbing Sausage on her, Pineapple fainted at the sight of his meat flaking off on her spiky skin, squiring out more juice. Sausage raised Doughnut high, he replied "No!, you Doughnut know what you are doing" as Sausage thrust his other side, like a javelin into the to of Pineapple's spinney head. "FOR A FRUITY SURPRISE!!" "And what the hell are you doing dear?" Said the man removing his trousers and advancing toward the bed, as the women, pants red from natural causes, stared him down "Don't let me rekt you" As she munched down the Sausage penetrated Pineapple and brown-iced Doughnuts.[/quote]
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            • I got a bizarre message from Wednesday the other day.
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            • Just got this from Monday: [quote]ust the other day I was getting it with my girlfriend, pregnant, but still kinky. We do all kinds of things, oh the sauciest things, doesn't matter how pregnant she is she can always handle my meat, my swinging sausage. Though just the other I was getting it on with her though a doughnut and things got heated, so I stuck my noodle in, "I'll make a meal out of you", then I noticed strange chunks....no it couldn't be, so I turned on the lights, but...what there's red everywhere, she's obviously not on her period. I look up at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and isn't answer it me. ohshitohshitohshitohshitohnoohno I get us both in the car and rush her to the hospital, bleeding everywhere I speed faster and by the time we get there, she has stooped bleeding, colourless, almost transparent. I pick her up, oh shit she looks like she's going into a vegetative state, she won't last much longer as I rush her into the hospital and explain everything to the first doctor I see. He takes a look, "there's nothing we can do for her, sir" "Why the hell not?" I angrily replied "We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce" My palms were sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy, I vomited on my sweater, my poor jar of spaghetti[/quote]
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              • I got messages from Monday.
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              • [quote]League of Days[/quote]Is that like some sort of Illuminati group?
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              • Did anyone else get the one from Friday about the Sausage, Doughnut, and Pineapple? I also got one from Monday but it wasnt as good.
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                • does it mean that Wednesday will post in the forums i don't know lol
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                • Yup. Didn't read.
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                • I got one from Monday and Friday :/
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                • All I got was a message from Monday. So...yeah.
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                  • yeah wtf I got a message from Wednesday wtf porn
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