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Edited by dazarobbo: 12/28/2013 8:41:21 AM
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Post The Messed Up Stuff You Did As A Kid

Just share stories of the -blam!-ed up stuff you did as a kid,back when we might not have known it was bad or we just didn't care. Rules: - Don't Judge other people ITT we all did some bad stuff so don't judge them. - Don't act like you were a super good kid. - No Snitching In 3rd grade i think almost everyone in the class was just ignoring the teacher constantly talking she tried the "i'll wait" thing...that shit ain't work. We kept talking, playing, and throwing paper around the classroom. Now this is where i had nothing to do with it really i heard she got hit with something or something while she was teaching,No Snitching, and she just broke down crying in the middle of class and said something like "do what you want". It probably wasn't 100% our fault but we def had a hand in it. So instead of us being like are you ok we started playing and shit so basically we didn't even learn shit we just played around while a 20 something your old white women cried at her desk. I went up to her and asked if she was ok but she said she was fine and to do whatever. I wonder how she look now...and if she would let me hit cause she was bad. I gotta go back to my elementary school to see if she still there
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  • i used to get my dick hard all the time cause it felt great...but i never knew how to fap, so i just walked around with a hard dick all day.
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    • The day we got out cat, I was following it around and decided I wanted to pick it up. And 4 year old me though the best way was obviously the string attached the back of it. So I grabbed the cat by the tail and took him over to my parents with the cat screaming and flailing around and said "look mommy, I gotta kitty". That cat was never the same after that.
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    • Played doctors with my friends sister at a sleep over. Then her mom came into the room and caught us naked lol. I think we were only 4 or 5.
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    • Threw water balloons at speeding cars
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      • I took a shit outside because i was too lazy to go inside. And then my dog ate it
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          I thought I recognised this topic from somewhere. What a necrobump.
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        • This one summer there was a bad gypsy moth caterpillar outbreak. They were all over our house and garage. So everyday after skool I'd come home just looking to see how many there were, and then I'd go inside and grab our orange mallet. I would just start mashing away at them. The best was when they made that satisfying POP and their inside would spray back at me. Aaaaannnd then I started getting creative. I would take a Styrofoam rectangle and put tooth picks all along the corner of it to make a ramp. I'd take out a tooth pick, scrape a caterpillar onto it, and then mur-diddly-urder them in all sorts of ways. I would pin them down and watch them try to squirm, stab them and then flip them facing up in the air Vlad the Impaler style. And then when I was done, I'd drive a tooth pick through their heads and watch them completely stop moving. I kinda feel bad about it now.
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          • 1st grade-kicked guy I the nuts 2nd grade-clear record 3rd grade-clear record 4th grade-played with one inch toy guns and got suspended.3 people involved Asian Mexican African American. Asian:1 week Mexican: three weeks.African American: three days 5th grade-got bullied so I talked shit about the douchebag so he stopped [spoiler]the principle in fourth grade was racist[/spoiler]
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          • Edited by ziva: 8/23/2014 7:49:01 AM
            Ah I snuck around looking at women naked and stole some of there clothing, I lick a 9 yr olds pussy yes sexual I didn't relies at the time I was 10 years old, I drew graffiti at school, That's all I can think of
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            • I think childhood is just throwing things at other things you shouldn't be throwing things at.
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              • Stuff I regret and wouldn't say
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              • I used to draw tits on my sisters dolls xD I also threw acorns, snowballs, and rocks at cars hahaha and playing with fire was fun, so were knives. I used to carve wooden weapons out of scrap wood and use them on trees and rocks and shoot squirrels with an air soft gun. I even skinned one and boiled it for dinner when I was home alone in middle school
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                • My principle office visits in elementary school: Kindergarten-pushed some kid down a flight of stairs (small flight) it was like 3 or 4 stairs so nbd... 1st grade-throwing erasers at kids across the room lol 2nd grade-kicked some dude in the bawlz in football ( cant remember why...) 3rd grade-clean record. 4th grade-pinched some chick in the arm and a teacher saw bruises (they were playful pinches, she bruises like a banana) 5th and 6th grade-clean record. Quite the badass if you ask me.
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                • I used to mess around with various poisonous plants <.< I was busy fermenting some nightshade/foxglove but then it got thrown away >.> I also used to grow penicillin molds to try and poison my brother (He reaally pissed me off for a while, we had a feud/endless war that went on for about 14 years) Then my dad found them and threw them away. Probably for the best as hospitalising your brother isn't exactly the best thing to do >.>
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                  • lolololol as a kid, i use 2 think tat "on purpose" means acident so i waz all lik "i r so sorry. i did it on purpose. i didnt mean it" lolololol kids wer so confuse
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                  • I stapled the finger of my nephew
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                  • I made an ant kingdom. Ants that collected objects were transported to the fruit zone, while those who simply wandered around were moved to an arena. Inevitably I would simply give them all the fruit and let them be.
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                  • Edited by Forum Shark: 8/6/2014 5:58:52 PM
                    There would frequently be used magnum condoms strewn about the play equipment when I was in grade school. Every Monday, it was like there was a hobo orgy over the weekend. We had no idea what they were and I remember a few of the kids (myself included) would wash them out in the bathroom and blow them up like balloons. Also when I was in 2nd grade, there was this one creep who would climb on top of the stalls and watch people while they were shitting. The first time he did it to me, I got up from my dump and pushed him off. He hit the tile floor pretty hard and just stopped moving. Pretty sure he was out cold. I never saw him again after that.
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                    • In first grade, I punched a kid right in the nose for saying he didn't prefer the kind of yogurt I was eating. Largely it was because I was struggling with emotional issues from my parents very recent divorce, but still, it was bad.
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                    • Dismissed Morrowind as a bad game.
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                      • Me and my cousins picked up my dog by the legs and threw her in a kiddies pool and laughed of a good 5 minutes. I feel bad for my dog ;n;
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                      • Edited by U4492643: 8/6/2014 7:40:13 PM
                        When i was like 10 or so i used to throw fartbombs into peoples open car windows while they were driving by.
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                        • Stalking people in the neighborhood when I was probably about ten, but for harmless reasons. I think i'd pretend I was a spy gathering intel or something. Mutilating a few of my stuffed animals when I was either eleven or twelve. I'd usually rip off limbs, cut them open, or beat them until stuffing came out with a metal baseball bat. Just did it for fun. Slashing car tires when I was in my early teens. Just did it for the sake of doing it, disrespectful behavior i'll admit. Once stole a binder full of one of my teacher's lesson plans for the year when I was in ninth grade and threw it in a sewer on the walk home that afternoon, thought or at least hoped it'd lessen the workload or he'd forget a few assignments. Would cut myself on various parts of my arm when I was fifteen. When my parents sent me to therapy for it I made up some excuse about it being from emotional stress because that's easier to explain and less worrying for them than being honest and saying I just liked how it felt. Still enjoy it, but for the most part quit so they'll stay off my back about it. There were other things, like stealing little items from various places or leaving satanic markings here and there, but I don't feel like listing every little action. Besides, everyone does stupid things as a kid. Part of growing up and all that.
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                        • I sucked my friends dick when he stayed the night and since we were little we thought it was funny and stuff
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                          • I threw a metal dart at my dogs stomach I would slice burn and squish caterpillars till their gut explode out their faces I sniffed my sisters panties and had a weird crush on my step mother
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