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Edited by edableshoe: 7/4/2013 12:30:50 AM
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You can burn my house, steal my car (Post song lyrics!)

[i]Drink my liquor from an ol' fruit jar. Do any thang that ya wanna do But uh uh baby, stay off them shoes! Now don't you, step on my Blue Suede shoes![/i]
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  • Edited by Gojira: 7/4/2013 6:54:32 PM
    We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
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  • [quote][i]Yeah, mother -blam!-er Sup -blam!- Gangsta Rap -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, I'm 100% -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, I'm 200% -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why do police hate -blam!-? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, they hate us cause our dicks is bigga -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you call yourself a -blam!-? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, cause I'm a mother -blam!-ing -blam!-! -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you drink so much beer? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, I don't drink beer, I drink malt liquor Cause I'm a -blam!-! I'm a mother-blam!-in' -blam!- man, I ain't all that African-American shit -blam!- that I'm a -blam!-, I ain't mixed I'm a -blam!- N-...I-G-G-A, -blam!-, you already know -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you eat so much chicken? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why won't you make it in my kitchen? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you call them hoes bitches? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, cause them hoes is bitches! -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you stay in the hood? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, cause I don't like livin' by peckerwoods -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you ain't got no job? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, seven dollars all won't feed me dog -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why yo' pants gotta sag? -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, cause hand-me-downs downs is all a -blam!- has! -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-, why you scared to go to court? Shit, cause the judge look just like that mother-blam!-er put our ass on the boat and made me a -blam!- Mamma Rag is a -blam!- Du-Rag is a -blam!- Ballistics is a -blam!- And I'm Uretha's -blam!- -blam!-! [/i][/quote]
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    So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see So why do good girls fall in love with me? You've got pep in your step You live your life with no regret How you look when you are wet Is something I can't forget I just wanna kiss your lips The ones between your hips If I cash in all my chips on you Then baby I'd be rich ... Bitch you gave me the -blam!-ing clap!
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  • [i]Were you born an asshole, Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine Cause you're an asshole tonight Yes, you're an A S-S H-O-L-E And don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit, You're an asshole tonight You were an asshole yesterday, You're an asshole tonight And I've got a feeling You'll be an asshole the rest of your life And I was talking to your mother Just the other night I told her I thought you were an asshole She said, "Yes, I think you're right" And all your friends are assholes Cause you've known them your whole life And somebody told me You've got an asshole for a wife Were you born an asshole, Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine Cause you're an asshole tonight[/i]
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  • When I walk into a room I do not light it up. Fuxk.
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  • Edited by Stark444: 7/4/2013 3:49:23 AM
    [i]From the black of space I will create. Earth and in my image incarnate. Heaven is to be a place of rest. Earth is where the people I will test. Six days have passed, On the seventh I will render myself to a day of rest and to contemplate what is to be. Mankind begins its fateful journey faced by trials and tribulations, war and peace. Of my presence to this end my work is done. This world I give, for you to live. Blessed are the ones that can live in peace. Forever. [/i]
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  • 16:28 [b]Magnified[/b] I'll show you a trick with ants when The sun's high in the sky we can Burn them up to crispy black shells See them crunched by old, slow, slick snails Light the fuse inside the dead bird Feather flurries rain on our heads Empty nest with three small brown eggs We'll think of something before the night falls Don't hurt a fly they all sang Don't -blam!- a girl in bright may Don't kill anyone ever Lay still and stand this fever The sun's just A big glass We're all ants I love you
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  • Edited by Jive Turkey: 7/4/2013 3:41:54 AM
    I just talked to Jesus He said what up Yeezus I said shit I'm chillin Tryina stack these millions
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  • Trust me on this one I would not steer you wrong Even if I do not heed my own suggestion Before you take flight and soar through the sky Be sure you've learned how to land Who is pleading for our peace of mind? Why do we complicate instead of simplify? So loosen the noose around your neck We held you so high But we were crushed beneath the weight Expectations It's the human condition to always lust, to always lust for more Searching in the dark It's time to tame your wandering Who is pleading for our peace of mind? Why do we complicate instead of simplify? So loosen the noose around your neck We held you so high If you're struggling with breathing Can't find your way back home If you find your passions fleeting Look to the truth you hold Who is pleading for our peace of mind? Why do we complicate instead of simplify? So loosen the noose around your neck
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  • mm mmm mmm mmm Ooh wee ooh! Coochie! Hey bitch, this is a based freestyle I ain't gonna lie to none of y'all pussy ass suckers, or none of you bitches, bro I'mma eat the whole ass, bro Eat it! Eat it! Eat! Eat her! All the girls comin over Eat her! Tasty! Eat her! Mmm!! Ima eat her ass! Damn you, damn this cash 50 gon' (DAMN BITCH YOU TASTY!) Young Based God came in in a flash! Knock the ho down boy you know I'm eatin the ass Eat the whole pussy Ask me would he? Bitch yes I would Still eating the UGHHHH! Strap the ho up to the wall and eat her ass Ya look so good (Based God!) Ya look so good Damn I'm big All them hoes know me Damn bitch you look so good where you going? I'm eating the whole ass about four in the morning OH YOU DO TURN OVER! PUT YOUR BOOTY IN THE AIR! Ass look so good ima eat that booty Ass on my face today, I look like Mooney Call me Paul Mooney 50 wouldn't sue me -blam!- what you heard, bitch, I'm still eating the coochie Eat the whole booty Lick her ass for coochie Lick the whole ass you know what it doing Put my dick on dookie Get in her booty Young Based God I had that bitch going kooky -blam!- -blam!- wit me Hoes -blam!- wit me Pretty boy -blam!- eating pussy like it's shrimpy Young Based God I came in with that .50 100 million dollars, them hoes wanna get with me I'mma eat her ass 50 in the cash Bitch in the stash Ho, haul ass! (x3) Throw your G's on the ass! Call me Young Sire Flip it like Nile BASED GOD! You're going down the river, but I'm gonna eat your booty! Bitches know Woody Bitches call me Woody It's a Toy Story (cowboy!) bitch you know I'm in the cages Bitch you know I'm racist, I only like the dookie (dookie! BLACK!) -blam!-ing with Woody Ima knock the bitch down The bitch gave me something ima hit her with the AK -blam!-ing with them young hoes, bitches know what it do, bro -blam!-ing with BasedGod, ima eat her booty Every bitch know, no mother-blam!-ing bitch sue me Lick the bitch's coochie Turn into a berry -blam!- her whole ass then I call the girl Kerry -blam!- know about me, I still eat her booty 5,100 they know..MHHMM The booty taste so nutritious YUMMY! SCRUMPTIOUS!
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  • Traveling in a fried-out combie On a hippie trail, head full of zombie I met a strange lady, she made me nervous She took me in and gave me breakfast And she said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Buying bread from a man in Brussels He was six-foot-four and full of muscles I said, "Do you speak-a my language?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich And he said, "I come from a land down under Where beer does flow and men chunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Lyin' in a den in Bombay With a slack jaw, and not much to say I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me Because I come from the land of plenty?" And he said, "Do you come from a land down under? Where women glow and men plunder? Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Yeah! Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover! Living in a land down under Where women glow and men plunder Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder? You better run, you better take cover!
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  • [i]1891... They made their house in forests They made their house from cedar They made their house from stone... But there are men like you Then there are men like me... We have all we need... When they get back, they're all mixed up, and have no-one to stay with... When they get back, they're all mixed up, no-one to stay with... [/i]
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  • [i]I'll keep my helmet on Just in case my head caves in Cause if my thoughts collapse Or my framework snaps It'll make a mess like you wouldn't believe[/i]
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  • MUR-MAID-ER MUR-MAID-ER MUR-MAID-ER MUR-MAID-ER
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  • Blackmailed, she fell off every mountain The ones they tightly wrapped in tape In her eraser sang the guilty As it made the best mistakes And with every body that I find And with every claymore that they mine I won’t forget who I’m looking for Oh mother help me I’m looking for
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  • [i]Looking up into the sky, looking for the reason Why I'm here, and why you can't be here Who's to hate? Who's to blame? Who's to hurt? Who's to love? Who just asked 'Why we can't we be the same?'[/i]
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  • [i]Everything seems like a city of dreams, I never know why, But I still miss you. There she's standing in a field of lights, I close my eyes, And I still miss you. Uohooooo Ohooooo And I still miss you, Uohooooo Ohooooo And I still miss you. Everything seems like a city of dreams, I never know why, But I still miss you. There she's standing in a field of lights, I close my eyes, And I still miss you. Uohooooo Ohooooo And I still miss you, Uohooooo Ohooooo And I still miss you.[/i]
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    Hate that song -_-
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