ORBHUB - wrecking naughty aliens with our girthy Titans, Handsy Warlocks, and frisky/quickie Hunters!!
Are you a brand new (amateur) guardian looking for a place to pound some aliens, an veteran with some "experience" looking to show off their special "techniques", or someone that wants to dominate all over these unsuspecting aliens before LIGHTFALL drops? Maybe OrbHUB is just what your little (BIG) light desires!
[b]DISCLAIMER[/b]: You read that right, OrbHUB. If you are too young to understand what may have helped create that name, you are most likely too young for us. Before we get any further – we request that you are 18+. To protect the young minds from our demented and twisted ones, we do not allow anyone under 18 to be privy to the shenanigans that often occur with us – we don’t need anymore moms yelling at us for new vocabulary her kid may have learned (true story).
If you are still here, congrats! Your mom and dad got frisky 😉 at the right time! Look at you, all old and what not. If you think you would be a great fit, upvote this post and send me a DM – but please only text, I don’t need any pictures.. Thanks for reading! If you have any questions, please ask.
[b][u]Who We Are[/u][/b]
- US Clan – (Eastern/Central/Japan - for a few years)
- Members age range from mid 20s to 40s
- Some of us are dads/moms
- Some of us are busy as hell with work
- Some of us are casual players
- Some of us are PvE “sweats”
- Some of us are PvP “sweats”
- But all of us are here to blow off some steam, have fun, relax, shoot the $hIt and throw some shade at each other. Gaming is supposed to be fun, not a job.
- We are a chill group, we don’t tolerate hate, we don’t tolerate toxicity – we will kick you if you become toxic. We all just want to have fun and relax, but also spank some alien a$$
- We play a wide array of games – not just Destiny we are impatiently awaiting for some of these new releases. So please consider joining to have to need conversations about those other games too.
[b][u]What We Are Looking For[/u][/b]
- Brand new to Destiny or a veteran (no power level requirements or skill requirements) – if you want to play, that’s good enough for us!
- If you are brand new, be willing to listen and learn, we have quite a fair amount of time and experience in the Destiny world and enjoy teaching, but also learn new stuff all the time. Also, please don't be intimidated to reach out to an admin, we are goofy -blam!- needs, and hopefully you are too.
- Active and willing to play with others (we don’t need any solo runners waiting at Hawthorn on hands and knees for them big boi purples). Clans are meant for those who need a hand, community, communication, cooperation, and whatever other "C" words convince you to join our crazy clan family.
- Not easily offended – we have quite a wide range of humors and personalities – we do not allow -blam!- content, political content or racial content of any kind
- If you want to be a leader/admin, we are looking to fill that role as well to help build for Seasonal content and LIGHTFALL!!!
- MUST HAVE AND BE ACTIVE ON DISCORD (go download the app now. Do it): Discord is our main means of communication, we use it for fireteam setup, shooting the $hit, sharing jokes, sharing gaming news, etc. We really don’t use the destiny app for much at all so this is a requirement. DISCORD might not be the only means of communication but its our only big rule. If you don't get set up, chances you will miss out on what our clan truly has to offer. Please please please...on my dirty little knees...download discord.
[b][u]What We Do[/u][/b]
- We run ALL PvE content. We usually carry virgins through the dungeons or a master nightfall or whatever you may need. We help you get your pinnacles and power up if needed. When new exotic quests come up, we make sure we help knock them out for each other. We love raiding when we can get a group together (part of the reason we are looking to buildand use discord ( LFG channel). We have been known to Sherpa raids once we get down solid methods.
- We run ALL PvP events and pinnacles – We have a good trials group now looking to setup regular trials teams – like myself.
- We basically run everything in the game, every week
- A few of us are definitely lore -blam!-. So come play with us talk about different pieces of crazy cool lore and share theories for how this awesome story will unfold.
If you made it this far, congrats, it was a LONG one. If OrbHUB sounds like the clan for you, again, please upvote this and send me a private message and get that Discord app downloaded! If not, then, well you just wasted a few minutes and maybe got a laugh out of our clan name?
Either way take it easy, stay chill, and let's get to clapping some alien booty cheeks!!