Just some kind of magic box that goes vvvvvvvvv bing! And your food is ready, but not really because half is boiling and half is cold.
What kind of plebian heresy is this?
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Mine goes "vvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVVhew Smash Guardian down"
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Microwave go: 🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄🔄
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Let me tell you about the black magic that cooks your food evenly in the microwave. I have to warn you, it's a dangerous, difficult endeavor that's not for beginners. It involves a wet paper towel.
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And their iphone charging function doesn’t even work properly. I only got a 20% charge from 30 minutes on the highest setting.
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Edited by Seraph: 10/28/2020 7:53:15 PM[i]I don't have that problem. Then again, everything that I put into my Microwave goes in for a bare minimum of 6 minutes - I nuke everything. I am however disappointed that I haven't grown an extra finger, or webbed feet, or something, with all irradiated food that I've consumed in the last 25+ years.[/i]
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Microwaves... think of putting a raccoon in a dryer for a bit. A little rotational energy can go a long way.
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Pro tip: re heat lasagna in your microwave without a cover to make sure it gets evenly heated, no mess!
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Okay, so I can remember before the wave of micros arrived and you had to reheat your coffee by putting it in a pot - on the stove! Leftovers had to be heated in a pot or in the oven. It was chaos. But, you're right. My microwave heats the first frozen meal fine, but the second one is cold in the middle.
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Your problems can be avoided if you understand how microwaves work.
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Microwaves were banned in Russia for a good reason
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Nonsense they are great squirrel 🐿 control just throw them in and set it to 5 minutes :) [spoiler]just kidding ;)[/spoiler]
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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP
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Sounds like your microwave just doesn’t work. Mine heats food pretty evenly.
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Place it in a circular format as best you can around the edges of the spinny plate.
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microwaves r useless they make ur food taste like paper
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No bully plasma box!
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Does anyone else feel slightly emasculated when following the simple instruction of "pierce film lid", and you go to stab it with a fork..... but, it, doesn't, pierce, the, film, lid? No? Just me? I, I was asking for a friend, anyways
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🤔 [b]Microwave it.[/b]
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Get your own gamerpic!!!
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[i]dance, ants, dance![/i]