Ever heard and saw how someone's name is spelled, and you're just like [b]"What the -blam!- kind of name is that?"[/b]
For me, it's usually some ghetto ass names, like something ending in "quan", "onte", or "keisha".
[spoiler][b]Erased.....[/b][/spoiler]
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Johnnymaddog1
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Theres this guy called Saitonia, wtf even is that
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I knew a guy who’s full name was 20 different names. Called him Mo for short
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Thotiana [spoiler]Bust down thotiana[/spoiler]
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Yzxc (pronounced as Isaac)
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Edited by LahDsai: 1/29/2019 2:04:19 AM"Shithead" It's pronounced "Shih theed" La-a (pronounced "La dash a") is another. My old German teacher used to work at GEICO and got a call once from an Ivana Bangem.
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I knew a girl named Seven in middle school. I'm almost certain it was a Seinfeld reference since she was born in the late 90's and like her parents could've easily gotten the idea from there [spoiler]although, she was black and i have no idea if black people even like Seinfeld[/spoiler]
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I know a guy whose middle name is chantel (sean-tale). He was named after his "auntie." I went to school with 3 welfare recipient sisters named Martini, Brandy and Champaign.
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I know someone named Karma. I kid you not. One of the strangest names I’ve heard in a while.
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Pubert
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[spoiler]It's pronounced "Absidee."[/spoiler]
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Fanny Chmelar
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Saitonia
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Icabod billy joe bubba Farley
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Edited by Uncanny_Vale: 1/28/2019 9:17:48 PMI hate it when people take traditional names but spell them weirdly. Like Haylee (Hailey) or Jayson (Jason) for example. I also hate it when people take traditional last names and make them a first name - like Anderson, Cooper, Reed or Cash for example. Not really weird. Just annoying.
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[quote]Rainfall Shamelia, please report to the front office[/quote]
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Probably Landen. Who came up with that?
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Earl. Who the -blam!- names their kid by the first name of earl?!
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Abcde "Stahp bulleeing muh chiald!"
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... Ima Hog... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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I [i]shit[/i] you not, I know of these two ghetto girls named Toileta and Latrina Also there's that couple who named their kid Dovahkiin, that's pretty weird too
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Edited by HungryTurtle34: 1/29/2019 12:14:20 PMFelonius [spoiler]Praise Calus![/spoiler]
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Hieronymus Bosch
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Two brothers. One named Lemonjello, other named Orangejello. Cause their mom was crazy about those two flavors of Jello. Not literally pronounced "Orange Jello" and "Lemon Jello". Sort of have to say it phonetically to understand it. [i]Leh-man-jay-lo[/i] [i]O-rahn-jay-lo[/i] Yeah. For real, they out there somewhere.
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Saitonia.