Mysterious Figure : It’s not what you did Uldren that angers me, it’s who you did it to. Uldren : Who? The blam-ing exo? Mysterious Figure : “That “blam-ing exo”, was Cayde-6. His friend was an associate of ours. We called him “The godslayer”. Uldren : The godslayer? Mysterious Figure : Well this guardian wasn’t just a godslayer, he would be the one who would be sent to kill a godslayer. Uldren : oh. Mysterious Figure: This guardian, is a man of focus. Commitment. And has great rng. Things you know very little about. I once saw him kill a worm god on mars, with a spear. With a blam-ing spear. * demonstrates on dreg * Suddenly, he wanted a break. Fed up with the grind of course. So I gave him one last mission. A mission only he could’ve pulled of. The houses he destroyed that day formed what the Scorn is today. And then Uldren, a few days after the DLC drops, you take his money and kill his friend Cayde-6. Uldren : Listen okay I can make this right! Mysterious Figure: Oh, and how will you do that? Uldren : By finishing what I started. Mysterious Figure: Did you hear a word I said!? Uldren: Look man I can do this okay. * Mysterious Figure hugs Uldren * Mysterious Figure: The guardian will come for you. And you will do nothing because you can do nothing so get the -blam- out of my sight! * fade to black * Edit : thanks for making this post trending, the feedback is appreciated. In terms of the post being “long” I I put it there because it was longer than most forum posts. In hindsight, I probably should’ve left that out. Edit 2 : I’m just removing the “long read” part. Don’t mind me.
You call that long? Oh how i pity your girlfriend