We’ve been getting numerous reports of [i]Slim Slimy[/i] all across Offtopic, if you have a report send it here
He comes in many different forms including
[b]Liking (Most common)[/b]
[b]Replying (exotic)[/b]
[b]Private messages (Rare)[/b]
[b]observing (common)[/b]
We’ve been unsuccessful in catching him, if you have a sighting, evidence on where he will hit next or how many likes he’s given you please tell us.
[b]SLIM SLIMY RECORDED LIKE COUNT[/b]
532
[b]WARNING[/b]
At the S.S.D. (Slim Slimy department) we’ve gotten reports of multiple other targets doing a similar thing to slim slimy, if you can get one of them we could get further analysis on their goals
Edit: Keep going, we need to catch this fiend before it’s too late!
At the S.S.D. We need your help! Someone has gone missing!
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/239044296/0/0
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He liked my one comment. Jesus Christ he's onto me