"I was running down stairs in heels with a cup of coffee talking over my shoulder and my heel caught and I fell backward and broke my toe"
Whut
> fell backwards.
>broke toe.
English
#Offtopic
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I bet she was really trying to kick the shit out of Bill and accidentally kicked a table.
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This would never happen to trump. Mainly because he's too fat to walk more than 50 yards without a golf cart, and I doubt he's ran anywhere in the last 30 years.
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> bullet in back of head > committed suicide
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Russia probably hacked her heel.
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>Making a topic about Hillary Clinton >2017, when she isn't relevant anymore How -blam!-ing bored are you?
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I bet she blames sexism.
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Maybe we can find the answers in her new book?
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I heard a rumour that she was drunk But of course it could be false
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Must’ve been the Russians.
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Strange accidents happen all the time. And in any case, Hillary is yesterday's news. Why would she lie?
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Probably Trump's fault
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It was the stairways fault.
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And people say calling out Trump for little things is petty. >Call out politicians on ridiculous things >Shame people for calling out politicians on silly things >Pick one
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This is why you don't Pokemon GO to the polls too fast
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Excuse me whaaaaaaat
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Well it's obvious she broke it while murdering orphans.
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 10/16/2017 9:52:15 PMToes are easy to break. I broke one when I was swimming in the ocean, dipped down to the bottom to avoid a wave, and then pushed off from the ocean floor to cone back up. It felt weird like something was stuck between my toes, and I didnt even realize it was broken til I stepped back on dry land and saw it flopping around. #Offtoepic
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It's not really out of the realm of possibility. Why are you making a big deal out of it?
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Edited by LogansAlt1: 10/17/2017 6:00:26 AMThis lady might've been president. Just remember that... >falls backwards on stairs >accidentally nukes Russia
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Edited by stonebrixxx2: 10/17/2017 4:09:34 PMIts an old person thing. Like for example: My grandma slips, and she somehow breaks her finger when she lands on her knees.
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Clearly she broke it in the getaway after killing Seth Rich
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"She doesn't have the stamina." - President Trump
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It’s obvious she’s lying but it doesn’t seem like anything sinister
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That's what happens if you're old, I don't see how you could break a toe in a sinister way anyways.