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9/18/2017 4:29:55 PM
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Man Had To Call Firefighters After Getting His Penis Stuck In Weights At The Gym
[quote][b]If you are a man, please do not put your penis inside one of those big round weights you see in the gym.[/b]
It may seem like common sense and something you would never, ever do – but a man in Germany has provided the perfect example of why it’s a terrible idea.
Because he was left in an extremely painful and embarrassing position when he realised he couldn’t remove it.
Firefighters in the city of Worms posted a picture showing the smashed 2.5kg weight after they spent three hours slicing it to bits (the weight that is, not the penis).
Three hours.
The man was initially taken to hospital on Friday morning, but doctors were unable to free him from the metal plate.
Eventually, he had to be sedated as firefighters using angle grinders, a saw and a hydraulic rescue device broke the weight to finally release the penis.
Writing on Facebook, the fire service said: ‘Please do not imitate such actions!’
Ouch.
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americans every1
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/16/man-had-to-call-firefighters-after-getting-his-penis-stuck-in-weights-at-the-gym-6933090/
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1 ReplyThis is why we have warning labels saying coffee is hot.
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Does your penis even lift, bro?
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2 RepliesShould've called me. I'd've taken a meat cleaver, had him free in two minutes, and he'd no longer be able to reproduce. Removing that guy from the gene pool wouldn't be a bad thing...
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Edited by Samantha: 9/18/2017 11:17:12 PMMusclepenises are very attractive to weights. She made the move on him and he just couldn't resist. [spoiler]how in holy ****ing hell do you get your dick stuck in one of those? Like... what is going through your mind at that moment? "I'm so desperate... I'd bang anything right now..."[/spoiler]
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6 Repliesmaybe, if the instructions would have been more clear, this all could have been avoided
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2 RepliesI guess he was [spoiler]a"weight"ing rescue[/spoiler]
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6 Replies[quote]americans every1[/quote] [quote]in Germany[/quote] Was the guy even American?
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must of fell for the grow your penis trick
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Prolly tryina see if his dick can lift
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He should have just [i]weighted[/i] until it became flaccid again [spoiler]its a pun i didnt read the article leave me alone[/spoiler]
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Bet you he was Caucasian.
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He wanted a cock ring, whats the big deal?
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He was harder than iron [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Did they charge his private parts a gym fee?
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🤦♂️🔫
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How've you been Beetle?
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Was it that fake weights guy that people blast on YouTube
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Edited by Keskiviikko: 9/20/2017 12:42:01 AM[quote] a man in Germany[/quote] [quote]americans every1[/quote] Onion are you on drugs?
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1 ReplyAll he had to do was see a naked grandma.
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[quote]this makes my penis [spoiler]become the big penis. [/spoiler][/quote]
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1 ReplyEdited by Warlock: 9/19/2017 6:28:58 AM[quote]a man in Germany[/quote] [quote]americans every1[/quote] wat
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2 RepliesIf this happened in germany, then why is Australia in the tags?
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Maybe he was just curious if he could fit through it. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSo so many questions , like maybe it would have been fine if they waited like 10 minutes ?
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https://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/final-destination-movie/images/a/ad/Lewis%27_death.gif/revision/latest?cb=20150318001540
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Relatable
