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Edited by Krishnas Prophet: 8/16/2017 11:24:48 AM
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Why Fidget Spinners Are Idolatry. Nick Crompton, The Defiler, Will Defile You While You Sleep. Unless You Click...

They mock the image of our Lord, Sick Spins. When we put the spin between our fingers, it lulls us into complacency and we forget the one who was blasted for us. Sick Spins did not die for this! Repent! Repent while there is still time! Talos the Wise! Talos the Unerr- *gets sniped* I'm serious tho. Unless Offtopic posts dank Sick Spins memes, doom will befall us. Until we renounce fidget spinners we will be lost in our spins, and Jake Pual will be everyday bro, his abominable words will be on the lips of every pre pubescent, low T 12 year old that lurks at the mall outside Claire's. Nick Crompton will steel your virginity while u sleep... This is the doom that only the image of our Lord, Sick Spins, can dispel!

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