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Edited by stonebrixxx2: 8/15/2017 10:43:49 PM
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Offtopic, The Movie: Scene 5

[b][i]Previously, On offtopic the movie. After being rescued and brought to the barn, Drbeastboss found out that his bea-u-tiful wife is getting zombified.[/i][/b] ___________________________________________ Drbeastboss: Shes suffering inside isnt she... Slade Wilson: Ya shure whatever lets get this over with *An evil tiny satan appears over Drbeastboss' left shoulder* Satan: Hehehe just kill her it will be fine *A tiny God appears on his right shoulder* God: Let her decide, Its the right thing to do Satan: Dont look at him God: Satan what are you doing here, Drbeastboss listen to me Jesus Christ: Wait, this isnt right or wrong this is based on offtopics descision Slade Wilson: Jesus, what are you deadpool? Drbeastboss: You can see them too? God: Lets get outta here *God, Jesus, and Satan dissapear* Drbeastboss: Shes right behind me isnt she Slade Wilson: Hell yeah LegendLogan10: Im gonna eat your brains ughhhhh Jovis Joesun: Wait they can talk Drbeastboss: Oh I forgot you were awake *Suddenly a bullet pierces through LegendLogans chest, and Is put out of her misery. The sound woke up everyone* Snapshot: Did she touch any of you? Drbeastboss: Nope, thanks for saving us Slade Wilson: We are fine The Researcher: No we are not ok Slade Wilson: And who are you? The Researcher: I research stuff, and there is a tracking device on her Stonebrixxx2: Zombies! They found us! Shitposters! Prepare to throw some shit at them! *Drbeastboss and many other shitposters got in position to use their powers against them. To his left was Stonebrixxx2 and to his right was M1* M1SleighRide: Fire!!! *The shitposters held them off for a while but they started to get stronger* Voodoo: Run!!! *Voodoo gets eaten by a zombie* Farmer Farmin: They have a tank! Thats not good, the explosion from that can ignite my dynamite storage! Everyone! Get to the bomb shelter! *Tons of people start running there, some of them tripping and getting eaten by zombies, then DINO DILUSIONAL falls on his face* DeMix: Dont worry man I gotcha! DINO DILUSIONAL: Its too late! Run! *Dino gets pulled back by zombies* Emile: Look! The trapdoor! Dr_Obvious: Look! Its your dad as a zombie! And zombie Master Rahool! Drbeastboss: Dad? Stonebrixxx2: We need to go! *Agent Ron grabs him and pulls him as Dr_Obvious gets eaten. By now everyone that is still alive is at the bottom, except for Jovis Joesun. When the explosion comes, the extreme vibrations cause Jovis Joesun to fall off the ladder and hit the ground head first, making him go uncounsious* Drbeastboss: Shit! Is he Ok? Slade Wilson: Does he look ok?! BigWoodyDaMan: He is still alive, his hearts beating, but that was one helluva blow Monocole Man: Whats that water leaking down? Farmer Farmin: No! The water tower fell and is flooding this place! Døøb: You have your own water tower? Cool! Farmer Farmin: Everyone! This way! *He opened a secret door to an underground passage way, by now the water was flooding the shelter, and the secret hall, but they managed to get out another secret entrance to the outside* Drbeastboss: Is everyone OK? Inexorable Light: No Stonebrixxx2: I barely made it our with my life, this wounded shoulder almost got me killed Inexorable Light: Were is Jovis? BigWoodyDaMan: I got him *Carrying him on his shoulder, still knocked out cold* Farmer Farmin: Lets check who is still alive Monocole Man: Originally there were 42, now there are less than 20 *Drbeastboss, Stonebrixxx2, Jovis Joesun, Inexorable Light, BigWoodyDaMan, Ron, Døøb, Slade Wilson, Kittyoverlord, Farmer Farmin, The Researcher, M1SleighRide, Snap, Monocole Man, LowwoulKnown, DeMix, ABU Gaming, and Cobalthunter15 being the only survivors left, they need to find out whats next* ___________________________________________ At the evil lab ___________________________________________ THE_BOGGY: I have bad news master, they are still alive Puff Padre: How the hell did they survive! Dr Sono! You said this serum would spread at contact! Sono Sugoi Nazo: But... Puff Padre: Oh?! Whats this in your secret desk compartment?! Sono Sugoi Nazo: Wait... Dont!!! *Puff Padre pulled open the compartment, to find the unused serum in it* Puff Padre: Whats this, I told you to use this! Are you trying to screw up my plan!? Sono Sugoi Nazo: No master its just its really risky and... Puff Padre: Shut up! *He slaps the doctor very hard on the cheek* Puff Padre: You useless piece of... *He stops himself and turns away, while nobody is looking, Doctor Sono, filled with anger and hatred, grabs a knife, gets ready to stab his master, but refrains himself, saying "mabye another day" under his breath* ___________________________________________ *The remaining survivors have two paths that four paths they can take* ___________________________________________ [b]Ok offtopic, time to vote: a) Through the forest b) Through the small town c) Up the mountains d) Across the river[/b] [i]Totally not an afterclip in here[/i] [spoiler]Easter Egg after clip: Slade Wilson: Why have you come to visit me Mysterious being: I told you to bring him to me, you arent working for that Puff Padre bafoon are you? Slade Wilson: Hes right over there sleeping, but dont take him yet, give it some time Mysterious being: You have one week, you break it, you break the conduct of our society Slade Wilson: Yes I know Mysterious being: Our punishments include not only fines or death, but the worst punishment of all Slade Wilson: Please Mysterious being: One week or I wont hesitate to have you... [i][b]Erased[/b][/i][/spoiler] Edit: To see all other episodes search OfftopicMovie tag

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