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Maybe he'd fix the mess.
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He's already back. Who do you think got elected president?
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Edited by Killer_Turtle022: 8/17/2017 3:11:27 PM
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How can someone who has been dead for 2000 years "come back?" He's dead. And just because a magical book written 2000 years ago says he's coming back and that he rose as a zombie into heaven doesn't mean he is. The Mayan calender ended in 2012. Nothing happened. The Bible says Jesus will return. Nothing will happen.
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The technology difference alone would keep him occupied for a couple years. Teaching Jesus to text - what a chore. I think we'd be the disappointed ones. Call yourself the messiah but you can't connect to the internet?
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Guys, Jesus rising from the dead the first time was a hoax. Why would you put a round Rock to cover a cave if you want to keep someone there?
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Jesus already returned.
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That's ok, He is a mythological character anyway.
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No he's currently occupied wrestling Macho Man Randy Savage for the heavy weight championship belt.
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When jesus comes back, we will just kill him again.
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[quote]...He's going to be really disappointed.[/quote]
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Religion is just a temporary answer for things we dont know, designed in such a way to control people [spoiler]chill[/spoiler] [spoiler][b]CAN WE HIT 50,000,000 BUMPS?!?!?[/b][/spoiler]
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Haha we already are.
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Hes up here kickin back and drinkin a cold one, said theres no point anymore.
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No he won't, he'll take his revenge on those dirty Jews.
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He can get drunk with the rest of us while we all wait for Trump and Kim Jong to collectively bring about a nuclear apocalypse.
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Kim Jong Un will try to nuke him because "Americans believe in him" lol
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I wish you weren't right
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When Jesus comes back atheists will shit themselves.
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Jesus is my next door neighbor. He brings me tacos every Friday.
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Trump will deport! No illegals!
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If jesus comes back we'll kill him again
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Edited by sillly: 8/16/2017 8:38:35 PMJesus might as well take the atheists with him. They aren't causing any of this conflict going on.
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Edited by The Third Man 1: 8/17/2017 12:55:33 AMWhen jesus returns ill ask him to play catch. Ill laugh. [spoiler]inb4ban[/spoiler] [spoiler]im not christian but im open to the concept of a higher power. And i like making jokes about things that shouldnt be joked about.[/spoiler]
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When I get to heaven I'm gonna ask God for a real life destiny :D[spoiler]im dumb for asking[/spoiler]
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Idk man, if he's disappointed with us now, he must have hated people back then, considering they threw rocks at people to kill them as if they were primitive animals. But honestly I feel like Catholic Church and stuff like that he'd be disappointed in... So hypocritical, how funny would it be for them to be rejected by their God