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[b]Wholesome reminder that: [/b][quote][url=http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/231069-12-Daily-Reminders.jpg]The past cannot be changed.
Opinions don't define your reality.
Everyone's journey is different.[/url][/quote]
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[b]Things Trump promised to do in his first 100 days as president but didn't and has yet to accomplish:[/b]
[quote][i]Propose a Constitutional Amendment to impose term limits on all members of Congress.[/i] (Proposed but stalled and not implemented.)
A complete ban on foreign lobbyists raising money for American elections.
"I will direct my Secretary of the Treasury to label China a currency manipulator."
"I will direct the Secretary of Commerce and U.S. Trade Representative to identify all foreign trading abuses that unfairly impact American workers and direct them to use every tool under American and international law to end those abuses immediately."
"I will lift the restrictions on the production of $50 trillion dollars' [sic] worth of job-producing American energy reserves, including shale, oil, natural gas and clean coal.
"I will cancel billions in payments to U.N. climate change programs and use the money to fix America's water and environmental infrastructure."
"Cancel every unconstitutional executive action, memorandum and order issued by President Obama."
"Cancel all federal funding to Sanctuary Cities." (Halted from passing) [url=http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_SANCTUARY_CITIES?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2017-04-25-16-15-56]1[/url] [url=http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/04/25/california-judge-blocks-trump-order-on-sanctuary-city-money.html]2[/url] [url=http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/04/25/525619605/federal-court-in-san-francisco-blocks-trump-s-threat-against-sanctuary-cities]3[/url]
[u]"Suspend immigration from terror-prone regions where vetting cannot safely occur. All vetting of people coming into our country will be considered extreme vetting."[/u] [b][url=https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/3446145/WA-Order.pdf]Travel ban suspended due to ruling by federal court. [/url][/b][b][url=http://cdn.ca9.uscourts.gov/datastore/opinions/2017/02/09/17-35105.pdf]Suspension continues as US Appeals court denies stay.[/url][/b]
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