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Edited by SmashvilleViking: 6/19/2017 7:16:32 PMI have a theory as to why we can't grow beards. We're basically dead. Even if we weren't, we die too much to have time to grow a beard.
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Edited by JeiKaos: 6/22/2017 3:13:29 AMMaybe the light prevents us from hitting puberty
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Edited by harmoniousmoo: 6/21/2017 12:12:20 AMI want exo beards it would be like colored Steel wool. why no beards
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He's been waiting so long for the PS exclusives to come to Xbox that he grew a beard.
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I know right? Destiny 2 will literally be unplayable without beards...
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The beard is his life source. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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Because he has been camping there for a very.......long time.
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He threw money at the screen
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Even luke smith gets a beard, a shitty one, but a beard nonetheless.
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Edited by lnnocent PeopIe: 6/20/2017 1:50:26 AMGood eye! That beard is actually a sneak peek at the Growth of Face DLC set to come out early next year, which includes five new beards, six mustaches, and two combos. With this additional content, all the enemies will be jealous of your under-the-helmet hair! [u][b]Available Styles:[/b][/u] [b]Mustaches:[/b] Gunslinger Muttonstache Man's Man Cavalry The Comrade Doon Rider [b]Beards:[/b] Soul Patch The Gettysburg Daddy O Chin Strip Honest Abe [b]Combo: [/b] Survivalist Mephistopheles [spoiler]In order for the DLC to take effect, one must delete all characters, start a new character, and select the "Facial Hair" section during character creation. DLC planned cost: $19.99 plus an additional $9.99 for the PS exclusive combo: El Carcinero This is completely fake (obviously) and should not be taken seriously. The names are from Fallout 3 if they sound familiar to anyone.[/spoiler]
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The undead can't grow beards....
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A modern RPG where you can't even put facial hair on your character. 10/10!!!!!!!!!!Bunggggoooo They are such fat, lazy slobs.
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Link no work
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What if he shot you in the face? That's a chance we were willing to take. How come I didn't get a gun? Did you get a gun?
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Who ... cares ...
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He bought it with silver
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I hope the customization options provide us with at least some new colors. I wanted to give my guy some white hair and those glowing awoken type eyes....but I also want him to be a human.
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[quote][url=]https://m.imgur.com/s9Nhb74[/quote]
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[spoiler]Made You Look[/spoiler]
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It's the pre-order exclusive for the first DLC pack.
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Who says we aren't
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Edited by Der_Peevmeister: 6/20/2017 11:27:08 AMThat's Luke Smith's Residual Self Image; how he sees himself inside the Matrix...
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My guess is he is modeled after Navy seals who tend to have beards and are generally bad ass.
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Because he's Russian
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Edited by Lord Fried: 6/20/2017 1:55:32 PMMaybe Bungie is using WW1 logic. During the war, men had some epic facial hair but with the introduction of poison gas, they had to use gas masks. Facial hair had to be taken off in order for the masks to fit properly.