We here at jolly farm would like to apologize for the offending post which mislabeled our resident trash collector as a lord/lady of the night.
It seems we did not use our [i]head[/i] when constructing this previous post. In the [i]hereafter[/i] let it be known that all actions will be modeled after the life of Saint 14 and his blinding helm of righteousness.
We truly apologize for trying to [i]Ram[/i] our values into the community. Our post, in [i]Hell[/i], [i]Met[/i] with little scrutiny.
It is apparent th[i]AT[/i] [i]S[/i]ome of those who viewed the post could have been off put by its content. Rest assured we have chased out the vile web spinning [i]Arachnid[/i] which felt the previous post was acceptable.
Life is happiness, flowers, puppies, and kittens. No one dies, and we are certain that no fornication has ever happened.
We are certain all those in this community abhor profanity and violence and that none have ever sought to dip or dunk any sort of "bag" upon another player.
Respect and admiration for all.
Sincerely,
That guy that got banned because jokes are bad
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YOU SAID THE H E DOUBE HOCKEY STICKS! REMOVE THIS POST IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY!![spoiler]I kid with you[/spoiler]
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 5/27/2017 6:08:39 PMHuge fan of ABeffudledLion Pun posts :) Dear guardians: To acquire tickets to the next arena event, please see your nearest authorized Ticketmastxur location. Upcoming concerts include Traveler Wilburys, Johnny Cash Factory, DMVex, Justin Plan-Bieber, Taylor Rift, Skrillexclusion Zone, New Monarchy on the Block, Michael Shaxxon, and of course Smash Mouth with their big hit, Cabal Stars. Upcoming tours TBA- Elvis Presley - Siva Las Vegas tour Queen - It's a Kind of Space Magic tour Comedy performances by Jimmy Fallen, Dave Chapellerone, and Jim Trials Carrey. The concert in the park series includes classical performances by the Steel Orchidstra, The Vienna Sunsingers, & House of Wolfgang Thrallmadeus Mozart, Luke Smith will also be doing a special performance, his favorite from Cozmotown records. It's a cover of Barrett Strong's biggest hit. Please search online for more info.
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what was the Hell, Met one? unless you mean helmet and im being dumb
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I have all the exûrtics.
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I liked the other one lol
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Edited by DisturbedShifty: 5/27/2017 2:36:17 PMWhat are the chances Xur will sell anything good between now and Destiny 2? [spoiler]Xur-o.[/spoiler]
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I'm still surprised the last post got removed
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A little too late on the original post, huh? Lol
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Banned, but not detained by the emerald and Void police department's special ninjas. While befuddled, but still an Exotic Lion Hereafter you stand ATS The Helm of Saint 14 with your Legacy on the line, Ram on hand, and words of Truth. Go and show that Superspy from Monte Carlo that you're willing to walk the fine line between glass needles and motes of light like an arachnid prototype.
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#punpology hahhahhahaahaaha! Dos xx actor's voice. "I dont usually Pun, but when I do!" "I pun with BefuddleLion" " Stay Spicy my Friend"
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I'm guessing I'm not the first to come-up with this: "Something for the weekend Xur?" Cos, you know... Is this a UK-only pun or was the original phrase/question used by US barbers back-in-the-day too?
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This was the funniest thing I have seen on the internet all day. Thank you for putting a smile in an old lobster's face.
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*cracks knuckles* my turn... Dear Mr. Befuddled We here at the Church of [b]the Ram[/b] sincerely apologize for the unfortunate turn of events that led to you contracting the [b]ATS/8[/b] virus, more commonly known as [b]Arachnid[/b] disease. We became aware of your blight through one of our [b]superspy[/b] agents who goes by the alias [b]Monte Carlo[/b]. We hope this does not discourage you attending our weekly Xur day events during which we celebrate the returning of the [b]Helm[/b] of our [b]14[/b]th [b]Saint[/b]. We also hope your passage to[b] the [/b][b]Hereafter[/b] will be a pleasant one. [b]Truth and Prototype[/b]s to you.
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Cool! I didn't know you founded your own clan!
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Lol dude