Gary, once a member of the senior citizen mutant activist turtles, is astonishingly hungry. Not being able to find any healthy food for his lean lifestyle, he searches the galaxy for some fresh vegetation. Gary soon discovers earth, and sees a big white globe in the sky floating above it. He's all like: "woh, let's go thar." So they do, and then the evil, evil people of Earth start shooting at him. Zavala tells your guardian to fite, so you fite and kill some turtles. Then Cayde, known for his bland and uninteresting personality assesses the situation seriously. Your guardian fights until you stumble upon an wounded innocent turtle looking for food. He tells you he is hungry, and then you realize that the vanguards are instilling a corrupt, nativist agenda in all the people. Then you realize who's doing it. Cayde. You know it's him. So you team up with the turtles and fight against racism! You tell Cayde to stop being literally hitler, and he shoots guns. You get hurt, the turtles get hurt. Then the fun loving Zavala jumps in and guns down Cayde. You wins. There is only one thing you can do. You go up to Gary, and you give him that piece of celery you have. Your guardian then gets married happily to Gary and has 3 children and a dog. And you live happily ever after. The End.