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Edited by Log:
4/28/2017 4:23:10 AM
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Dead Orbit are Wimps....
Hi, Welcome to my silly little lore series "Breaking the Lore", where we take a light hearted look at the lore of Destiny in a traditional Australian pisstake format. I make them short and sweet, primarily for Twitter, but i thought i'd share the giggle here as well!
In this episode we discuss Dead Orbit, the black wearing life haters of the Tower.
Enjoy, and don't get too butt-hurt, it's a joke ;)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/logpowerslave
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1 ReplyDead Orbit: Leave or die New Monarchy: Stay or die Future War Cult: Okay but get this, what if we had time travel?
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2 RepliesEdited by CatMan: 4/30/2017 5:55:59 PMNow you take...ALL OF THAT BACK...right now.
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But their scout rifle game is 10/10
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Adblock, Kell of Red BarsI add clear - old
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1 ReplyEdited by OGNoshkanok: 5/1/2017 2:21:32 AMNot the faction that we needed, but the faction that we deserve.
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3 RepliesYes. They are cowards. And criminals. And thieves. Even Amanda Holliday will tell you about how they just [i]love[/i] to take things that aren't theirs...
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6 RepliesMaybe, but at least the Arach has decent hair. The Vanguard are bad hair champions: Zavala: his head looks like a giant blue robin's egg. Ikora: went a little too crazy with her electric clippers. Cayde: Exo. No hair. But I could see him with an untended mane of it were he human.
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Atypical TypoYou're true Gaurdian Angle! - old
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2 RepliesDead Orbit Shaders, Weapons, and Ships all look better than the bright McDonalds day glow colors of FWC and the other rainbow bright faction. Why do they have such ugly ass stuff?
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2 Replies"Generally, it's the cowards that survive to fight another day..." or something to that effect...
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1 ReplyMan how do you manage to come out on trending every time. Great video btw
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1 ReplyThat Dead Orbit Scout Rifle this week though!
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1 ReplyBreaking the Lore…is that a Judas Priest pun? Lmao great vid!
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2 RepliesEdited by SmashvilleViking: 4/28/2017 1:15:08 PMThey may be wimps, but they always have the best Scout Rifles (after yr1) Edit: How did the "road - warrioring" go?
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3 RepliesFuture war cult has cosby sweater shaders, but new monarchy weapons are good (for legendary marks) Where mah dead orbit brothers at!!
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3 RepliesThis is -blam!-ing awesome. Thanks.
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Maybe if we listened to them the tower wouldn't be shit... [spoiler]Kappa[/spoiler]
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And yet they were right, the tower gets destroyed.
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Oh yeah, well we have revenant!
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Ded orbt 4 lyif!
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Ye but they have the coolest shaders
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FWC Forever
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1 ReplyApparently there's a Hot Topic to shop at, even in the distant post apocalyptic future.
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You leave my Titan alone.
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Best shaders
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They have cool armor tho
