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Comprehensive Guide To Gender And Sexual Orientation
Step 1: Touch yourself
Step 2: Identify whether you have a penis or vagina. If unsure, google it with safe search off. Match pictures. Granted, they all look a little different, but there is a very clear distinction between this and that.
Step 3: Accept that you are born a human being, and will someday die, along with everyone who you have or will have ever met or loved. Including those you inseminate or birth.
Step 4: Try to not die based on the confines and conditions of your local environment, forever until you die. You may attempt to change your local environment via your words and actions but nothing is promised.
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit
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4 RepliesThought this was going to be a legit "there are 72 genders" post but I was wrong. Jesus is impressed. OP has delivered well.
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5 Replies[quote]Step 1: Touch yourself[/quote] As a philosopher, I'd like to extend my gratitude towards you, kind sir. These inspiring words not only reflect the positive realities of being sentient, but also the few advantages we have as being humans. The sheer technique you used to express such meaningful structure puzzles me. Not only do I desire to reach a state of being that is this majestic, but I've also grown a desire to persuade my hand to follow this step with finesse. Time to touch myself.
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2 RepliesInstructions unclear, got carried away at step 1 and now I have a hamster stuck in my butthole.
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15 RepliesI'm stuck on step one ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyoMg u racest homafobic bigget!!!1! How dair u
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1 ReplyHere's a question: Does multiple genders apply to animals in the world?
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I'm SP4C3C0WB0Y84 and I approve this message.
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1 ReplyComprehensive Guide on How To Be an Edgelord Step 1: Be OP.
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4 RepliesYou know, every time I scroll through offtopic & see your post, I am certain it says [u]gratification[/u] & not [i]orientation[/i]. Yeah.
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Pretty sure step 5 is "whore yourself out".
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3 Replies( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )
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0 Stars. Would not recomend
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Hole is a hole in the dark
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XY = Male XX = Female This is 4th grade
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11 RepliesI felt a propeller in my pants, does this mean I am an attack helicopter?
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This thread is comedy gold
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7 RepliesInnie = female Outtie = male Its that simple.
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1 ReplyInstructions were unclear, my dick is stuck in the toaster
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2 RepliesI identify as a Cherry Twizzler, thank you. Take your judgement somewhere else.
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I looked down Profit
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4 RepliesEdited by Crusty Dog Booger (Adept): 4/28/2017 3:32:14 AMWhy the hell do I feel a squid tentacle
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2 Replies1/2 pound chill dog. Any questions? Good.
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2 Replieswhile looking at Tshirts at the bungie store i noticed the dont have a section for MENS clothing? They have unisex and women? When did it become a bad thing to be a man? as a man im offended!
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5 RepliesKnow what I like? The fact that at the beginning of Destiny, you get to pick your gender: male or female... because there's only two. [spoiler]+1[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesFingers got lost in some sort of hole. Help
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12 RepliesI failed step 2, what do?
