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4/18/2017 4:59:37 AM
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Hey, Oryx! Do you want me to throw out those old recipes?
[b][i]No..[/i][/b]
[b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b]
[b][i]I will bake.. them.. all..[/i][/b]
And want me to take care of those leaves in the yard?
[b][i]No..[/i][/b]
[b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b]
[b][i]I will rake.. them.. all..[/i][/b]
Some new movie suggestions on your Netflix. They look pretty bad, want me to get rid of 'em?
[b][i]No..[/i][/b]
[b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b]
[b][i]I will rate.. them.. all..[/i][/b]
I just took a bunch of polaroid pictures but they're having a hard time showing up. Want me to throw em away?
[b][i]No..[/i][/b]
[b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b]
[b][i]I will shake.. them.. all..[/i][/b]
These legos are all over the place and I don't know how to make these sets. Want me to put them back in the box?
[b][i]No..[/i][/b]
[b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b]
[b][i]I will make.. them.. all..[/i][/b]
English
#Destiny
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1 ReplyHey Oryx, there's a bunch of upset people on the forums, want me to log you off for a bit? No. Gather them. I will bait them all.
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Want me to get rid of these terrible games? No... I will [b][i]slate[/i][/b] them all [spoiler]sorry;([/spoiler]
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Lol... [spoiler]Oryx your kids are still sleeping. Should we let them sleep in? [b]No... Gather...Them... I...Will..Wake...Them...All[/b][/spoiler]
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Hey Oryx, Fusion Rifles are too OP, should I farm for a god roll? No... Gather them... I will nerf them...
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5 RepliesWhy are you so gay dude?
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No Gather them I will downgrade then all
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2 RepliesThis is what's popular on the forums? [spoiler]But since I'm here: Oryx, you haven't caught anything new in Pokemon Go for a while. Maybe it's time to put the phone away...? [i][b]No... Gather them... I will catch them all...[/b][/i][/spoiler]
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Edited by Boss: 5/1/2017 2:34:28 AMHey Oryx, we just got some Awoken prisoners but they won't talk no matter what. Want us to execute them? [b][i]No..[/i][/b] [b][i]Gather Them..[/i][/b] [b][i]I will Break.. them.. all...[/i][/b]
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3 RepliesOryx, be quiet. All the babies are sleeping [b][i]No..[/i][/b] [b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b] [b][i]I will wake.. them.. all..[/i][/b]
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3 RepliesWhen palpatine wants you to take care of sonething: [i]Do it.[/i] What palpatine wants you to eat your dinner: [i]Chew it.[/i] When palpatine knows you done goofed: [i]Blew it.[/i] When palpatine thinks it isnt worth the time/effort: [i]Screw it.[/i] When palpatine was right: [i]Knew it.[/i]
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4 RepliesEdited by Spicy: 4/18/2017 8:57:07 PMOryx, crota and the other kids are misbehaving should I send them to their ascendant rooms? [b]No.. Gather them.. I will spank.. them.. all..[/b]
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2 RepliesEdited by AustinSX: 4/19/2017 6:53:05 PMOryx, illegal immigrants are really pissing off Americans, should we just let them in? [b]No.. Deport them.. I will make... that.. wall...[/b]
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3 RepliesHey Oryx, there's a bunch of dragon lolis and nekogirls at the front door. Should I tell them to go away? [i][b]No...[/b][/i] [b][i]Gather them...[/i][/b] [b][i]I will [u]lewd[/u] them all... [/i][/b]
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Oryx! Do you want to start an article with a REAL news report? [b]No... Gather them... I will fake. Them. All...[/b]
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1 ReplyEdited by signupCJ: 4/18/2017 3:20:51 PMHey Oryx, there are loads of prospective comestic surgery patients out here, want me to get rid of them? No... Gather them... I will fake... them... all... [spoiler]sorry I'll just exit stage left...[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOryx, our tomb ships... They won't stop! I think we should just destroy them and-- [b]No... Gather them... I will [i]brake[/i]...them all...[/b]
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9 RepliesDismantle mines yes?
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6 RepliesHey Oryx, I found the Star Wars prequels should I throw them out? [b]No... Gather them I will hate them all[/b]
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1 ReplyBumpitty bump. [spoiler]for later[/spoiler]
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No. Just no
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I'm literally cackling right now. Thank you for this.
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5 RepliesOk serious question. Why is this funny? Again serious question im not getting the reference.
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8 RepliesHey Oryx!! I saw some female knights that you might want to hook up with? Want to give it a go? [i]Gather them...[/i] [i]I will f*ck them all...[/i]
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Tbh none of these are really really funny unless they end in -ake. Let's be phonetically correct here.
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Oryx.. It doesnt matter if Crota ate all the green M&M's, they are not flavoured differently. [b]Gather Them.. I Will Taste Them All..[/b]
