{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by SWAT:
3/31/2017 4:57:50 PM
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Human body patch notes v1.5.3
Some male users have reported a random boner issue. We have removed penises until we can fix this issue we are deeply sorry. NOTE:female users may develop a penis because of a "possible" bug if this happens please report it immediately.
Removed some hair
Added some hair
Male users will now bald later on.
Reduced whining from female users and users under 12.
Nerfed stinky feet by 0.0000001 percent.
Male users now have more testosterone.
Edit1: some users have reported having multiple penises after the update that is a bug and we are working to resolve the issue users have also reported them being stuck in toaster ovens
Edit2: fixed Transgender issue
Edit3: I stole this idea from someone who posted something like this a while back I have to give credit where credit is due thanks for the idea whoever you are.
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Edited by SpaceMastermind: 4/3/2017 2:20:29 PMI've been a loyal user of the human body for nearly 20 years, and I don't like asking for much, but could you at least consider my request to nerf depression? [spoiler]Ils ne passeront pas![/spoiler]
