Have you ever wanted to beat the shit outta some garbage ass bots as a sexy badass skirt-flipping panty-shot mecha ninja robot Mary Poppins, with like, swords n' shit. Or maybe you want to play Galaga, but you want to play Galaga as a goddamned Gundam. Well, my little gremlins, look no further than NieR: Automata! Sure it's weeb trash, but that gets immediately overshadowed when you start fuсkin' shit up. Remember Ghost? Or Cortana? Lemme tell ya something--they're fuсkin' lame. In NieR, you can pet your pod and make it say cute shit! What's any of them have besides some dumb bon mots? That's what I thought, boyo. So, if any of that sounds good to you, I'd get NieR. 9/10 game, not enough panty shots. [spoiler]It's actually 8/10 because it didn't cure my crippling depression.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I can see that I have indoctrinated feeble minds to the great hivemind, where we tell each other crappy jokes and worship 2B's great ass.[/spoiler]