He has an empyrean load of nothing, knucklehead.
Edit:
So this is my first trending post and I feel like it's not as involved as some of the great trending posts I've seen. So here's a video of me trying to win a rumble match using only striker melees supers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbOvMzE8D8I
Edit 2:
Feel free to add your own ridiculous weapon based puns. There always welcome here
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Way to go with that Icebreaker! But overall, and [b]truth[/b]fully, I found it a bit of a [b]thorn[/b] in my side. I mean, I don't have the [b]Patience and Time[/b] for this. I want to explore [b]No Land Beyond[/b] but I'm stuck here. But I've made a new[b]found Verdict[/b]! This is the worst joke ever, and you will not get [b]The Last Word[/b] here. May you suffer a [b]Fate of all Fools[/b] for your stupidity. It was so stupid, I have [b]No Time To Explain[/b] why it was so stupid!
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I am never very good at breaking the ice with Xur, he seems very ill will with me.
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Hes a communist
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Boy this guy is a real [b]comedian[/b]
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Xur has been a real thorn in my side
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"I am Xur, Agent of the Nine and this is my service. On behalf of the Nine, I offer my wares to those who are deemed worthy to obtain them. All that I have to offer has a story and a price. One thing that I have learned during my long and eventful service to the Nine - you never know what is gonna come through that Patch."
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congrats you hit high point in your life. YOU TRENDING on a video games forum.
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Edited by Friend of Variks: 3/11/2017 11:55:56 AMThese puns are a real [i]icebreaker[/i] OP, I [i]truth[/i]fully hope you don't try using them to give me some [i]super good advice[/i] considering I have no knowledge of the [i]patience and time[/i] required to read them. It's a real [i]thorn[/i] in my side I'm afraid... but thankfully it's no [i]touch of malice[/i]
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He has a Plan C if things get bad but after that he has No Backup Plans
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I have almost 900 strange coins and no desire to use them.
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This post is such an icebreaker. I'll tell you the truth that I have no time to explain. What? You thought you would get the last word? But I'll let you have the first curse at me. After that, I'll give you some super good advice. [spoiler]okay I'm done now[/spoiler]
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Every rose has its thorn Just like every night has its dawnbreaker Just like every cowboy sings a lingering, lingering song.
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Is this like a ice breaker?
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He is also allergic to anything Year 3. Doesn't go near the stuff.
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He's merely a "trash collector for the NINE". So basically he's a janitor of sorts that sifts through the garbage of the NINE and brings it to us to sell for a little cash on the side.
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Yoda?
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Edited by BIGwillestylz: 3/11/2017 6:28:46 PMPsst, hey you, Hey come here I got something to tell you but I have to whisper it so no one else knows [i]op leans over close [/i] Me [i]screams[/i] THE GAME HAS BEEN OUT FOR 3 YEARS WHAT THE -blam!- DO YOU EXPECT???
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The truth is, he gets all the ladies with that tentacle face of his
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Edited by Cankle J: 3/11/2017 1:26:19 AMI laughed so hard I spit out [b]salad in[/b] to my drink!
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But I need my 3 of coins! Actually been pretty lucky using those lately, that and heavy synth is all I use him for lol
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*Claps* Well played... *voice deepens* [i][b]For a cat! Mwahahahahahahahaha![/b][/i]
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I ain't got [b]patience or time[/b] for this
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Whenever I do the phogoth strike, instead of applying [b]patience and time[/b] at the [b]final boss[/b] I prefer to be an [b]extremophile[/b] and rush the boss with my bladedancer, I would usually come out of the fight [b]wounded[/b] though.
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Oh Xur! I can't even complain about why I don't have time to complain
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badum dum kshh!