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Edited by TheSpicyRooster: 2/24/2017 5:12:29 PM
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Update 9.6.7.8.2.1 The One about the sticks

Welcome Guardians to our final year of Destiny. Over time we have seen the Crucible evolve from so many metas and over powered weapons and we have been listening. It turns out that now every one is using sticks...since automated weapon play has completely been removed that some guardians feel disappointed and disadvantaged because their stick is small then their opponents. So to fix this problem we have Nerf'd all sticks. You will now find bubble guns scattered all around the various maps. There will also be baby unicorns and if anyone attempts to kill another guardian with a bubble gun the unicorns will cuddle that guardian to death.Have fun everyone. Cozmo out!!!!! Edit 1: Just want to say a big shout out to every one for liking this post. Currently we are looking to re-home some of the baby Unicorns as they are apparently not allowed in the US due to animal rights restrictions. Stay real Guardians. Edit 2 Unicorns found hiding in this house...they have been detained.Crisis averted
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