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Edited by The Cellar Door:
3/19/2017 4:34:43 AM
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Pokémon is a degradation of society.
Please. Pokemon is the most zoophile series I've ever seen.
Onyx is a giant rock hard wang. Trainers are constantly fondling poke balls. The starting three pokemon are either leaf, water, or fire, a not-so-subtle allusion to the homoerotic 70s band. When pokemon evolve they're really just hitting puberty. The ones who prefer unevolved pokemon are poke-peods and the ones who evolve their pokemon quickly are just too horny to wait. They're healed with potions. In all likelihood that is viagra. The back rooms of poke centers are rooms for wild sex orgies. And don't tell me that when the characters fly or surf on the backs of pokemon there isn't a little hanky panky going on.
The whole show is liberal propaganda. It tries to indoctrinate our children with the idea that sex with animals is ok.
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Lets not get started on Gardevoir.
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1 ReplyYou're in no position to talk shit if you haven't met nurse joy ¯\_ツ_/¯
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Drop top I'm Rick Harrison And this is my pawn shop Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are eating cabbage.
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6 Replies[url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/217594269?sort=0&page=0[/url]
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Pokémon AIDS is killing thousands
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2 RepliesSo is your opinion but you don't see me complaining [spoiler]wait...[/spoiler] [spoiler]shit[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI just caught all 151 pokem- THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! I just caught all 250 pok- THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! I ju- THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! I... THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! Fu- THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! Dam- THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND! THIS JUST IN! A NEW REGION OF POKÉMON HAS BEEN DISCOVERED CONTAINING NEVER BEFORE SEEN POKEMON DESPITE NUMEROUS ADVANCED HUMAN SETTLEMENTS ALREADY ESTABLISHED THROUGHOUT THE LAND!
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3 RepliesSo you're saying we should invade Iraq?
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4 RepliesWhat... what the -blam!- is that THING I see in that image? Idc I like Gardevoir.
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I agree.
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CRYING 😂 no joke
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2 RepliesWell, humans are animals too.
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Why can't you just pick one username like the rest of us?[spoiler]touch me bby [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesTell me this is not hot.
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4 RepliesBooty obsession and tupac worship is a degradation of society in my opinion. Boobs for life.
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Im removing my cellar door in protest of this post
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8 RepliesSo is religion. [spoiler]fite me[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI have masturbated to Pokemon multiple times.
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Hmm... *Reaches hand into [i]balls pocket[/i]*
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It saddens me whenever I see such failures of our education system. Carry on, you woeful bastard.
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3 RepliesI cant tell if you are being serious.. or this is a joke
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I wanna poke your mon.
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1 Reply3 million illegal Pokémon voted in the U.S. election.
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10 RepliesDude, just pick a name and stick with it. You're like the Sibyl of OffTopic.
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14 RepliesEdited by Tormented_Anus: 2/22/2017 11:08:33 AMI'm more concerned that it teaches younglings that animal violence is ok as long as the animals involved don't die, merely fall into temporary comas to be revived and subjected to more violence later. It's an endless cycle of depravity and psychopathic cruelty, all in the name of power drunkenness in order to become the best. The slavery of the animals is inconsequential, as long as the kids keep moving up the power ladder. It enforces the idea that a child's personality and morals are meaningless and that the only thing that matters is how much of a bully you can be. It enforces the idea that nature is there for you to r[b]a[/b]pe and exploit for personal gain, and that long term consequences are of no importance. It encourages rivalry and gangland lifestyles, instilling a dog-eat-dog mentality upon the younglings. And let's not forget how it encourages running away from home, abandoning your heartbroken, widowed mother for personal glory in strange and violent lands. Pokemon is subliminal Imperial Japanese propaganda designed to infiltrate and corrupt the minds of the young so that when the Japanese Empire reemerges, no-one will be prepared to fight back. Edit: this just in—reports indicate "sarcasm" is a totally alien concept to some forumites. We will update you with more news as it becomes available.
