Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far. Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's, But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesn't make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire. Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that I've yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!" I screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders.
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Edited by Lord DIO: 2/25/2017 9:42:52 PMa 20 piece chicken nugget meal
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What the hell is a Denver Nugget?
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Give me tendieeeeeees! Reee[b]EEEEEEEEEEE[/b] Reee[b]EEEEEEEEEEE[/b] GIVE ME TENDIEEEEEEES
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What about 10 piece nuggets from Denver?
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Fuсk the Denver Nuggets. Except for Emmanuel Mudiay, he's cool.
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Nikola Jokic
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The nuggets have a real future though, they have a young team a knack for picking good foreign players.
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inb4 a British person who says 9-piece McNuggets are better. [spoiler]They are, but that's not the point.[/spoiler]
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Seeing how I could not care less about basketball, I'd say the McNuggets.
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Edited by NuclearDuke805: 2/22/2017 7:18:08 PM[quote]20 piece is better[/quote]
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Neither. They both taste horrible.
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Rain drop Drop top I'm Rick Harrison And this is my pawn shop
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Well, there is pot strand called denver nugget.
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What's a Denver nugget?