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Edited by mr_alex_awesome:
2/21/2017 1:12:55 PM
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My girlfriend is mad at me
And I have literally no idea why. She has zero reasons to be upset with me. Unless breathing is a problem.
And now I have anxiety gas because of this
Edit: About to head into school. I'll be seeing her for the first time since Friday, if she's there. Wish me luck
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Do this: Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are eating cabbage.
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Welcome to women, bud. It'll be this way for the rest of your life.
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FHITP
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Grow up. So what she is mad at you. Guess what? Later , she won't be.
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Just chat up one of her friends.
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Rinse but dont repeat
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What's a girlfriend?
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2 RepliesThis is why I'm happy to be single, I don't need that kind of drama in my life.
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When was the last time you hit that boom box ?
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[spoiler]She secretly hates you[/spoiler]
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Shiny Pidgey I'm guessing?
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*plays a sad violin song for you*keep your head up kid you'll find someone... If you're expecting a rude joke well sorry I'm not mean "Guardian Down"
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Edited by survivalking4: 2/22/2017 4:20:59 AMFeelsbadman
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5 RepliesEdited by Evskii: 2/21/2017 8:05:37 PMPro tip: 99% of the relationships you're in are pointless so don't feel bad about ditching the chick. Also read some of your other replies. You need to back off majorly. Don't continue to text her. Send her 1 maybe 2 texts and if she doesn't respond then -blam!- it. You wait for her Right now you're wrapped around her finger and girls hate that. It's sad but they really do prefer Ass holes.
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2 RepliesLegit happened to me man. The girl wasn't my girlfriend yet, I was trying to get with her. She was all into me and all her friends are telling me how she was never this happy before talking to a guy. So onto the story now... It was after Christmas, I asked her how her Christmas was. She said it was good, we talked about everything we got and things we wanted that we didn't get. Unfortunately I wasn't feeling good that day so I told her, "I'm not feeling to well but talk to you tomorrow"? She said yes so I went to bed looking forward to the next day being able to talk to her. (Mind you that she is a very, very beautiful blonde with an amazing body. Tons of guys in our school we're definitely trying to get with her so I felt good enough just to know her and have her hug me everyday in school.) But anyways, the next day I texted her goodmorning, no reply. So a few days later at school, (She always comes up to where I stand in the morning, we hug, talk, then walk in) she walked right past me, not even looking at me. At this point I'm confused and curious if I did something wrong or if someone said something false just to split us up. But ever since then, I never heard from her again. My advice to you is that you forget about girls. Do you, mind your business, hang out with your boys, don't get caught up with girls unless you know you can really trust them. And this girl is always on my mind, I hate it but I cared for her too much, which is probably why she dropped me :p
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We know you are lying. If you are on bnet you don't have a girlfriend
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1 ReplyDonkey punch her.
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8 Replies[quote]mr_alex_awesome[/quote] [quote]girlfriend[/quote] [quote]see her at school[/quote] [quote]unless breathing is a problem[/quote] You are in a middle school relationship, you are immature and therefore rude. If you didnt f[u][/u]uck up by being an ass to her, it still wouldve ended because you are too young. Judging by your tone and your username, you arent very high on the pre teen social hierarchy so its safe to say she wouldve eventually left you for someone that is more [b][i][u]active[/u][/i][/b]. Not being a dick, im just giving it to you straight, at least now you can say you saw it coming.
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Edited by Odd Ball M4AE4: 2/22/2017 3:16:04 AMHmm...what'd you [b]not[/b] do?
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Women...
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*walks in* Nooope *walks out* [spoiler]Don't you have IRL to talk to this about???[/spoiler]
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Just ask her? We love any reason to tell you why you're wrong so just ask. If she can't give you an actual reasonable answer then whatever it is, is her problem and not yours. Just let her get on with it.
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Wat girlfriend [spoiler]can u find my will to live? Where? Where?[/spoiler] [spoiler] ...a casual loop within this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into... [/spoiler]
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Nothing is new here. Us men never know when we did something wrong.
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Here is some advice. [spoiler]PINAAPLLLEEESSS! PINAAAPLLLESSS![/spoiler] But in all seriousness give her time. Most of the time (Aka once a month) girls are generally emotionally confused and when you ask they say "I dont know!" Which normally means "I dont know because its that time of the month which means Im confused on what I want and I just want to be extremely difficult for you to handle so that way you take pity on me" So just take it easy let her fight you just.. dont wrap yourself around her finger... girls like a good drama fight
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2 RepliesBlow her off. You're in school, trust me, she's probably not "the one." Give her a chance to explain her shitty behavior. If she isn't straight with you it's not worth your time to worry over it. There's a good chance she'll come to you with her problem if you take my advice. Fawning over her and tucking your sack back in an effort to appease her for whatever it is you did/didn't do shows weakness. Don't. -blam!-ing. Do. It.
