Has all the bitching caused so many nerfs and buffs we are stale. Did everyone get there way and now we suck? I have a 5 point plan to make Destiny great again!
1st. I will repeal all weapon bans on every weapon since vanilla. Lookin at you fatebringer and VoC.
2nd. I will build a trials of Osiris wall and make the streamers pay for it!
3rd. All raids and nightfalls will require a rigorous vetting process before applicants are allowed in the fire team. Several countries will be immediately excluded from said process.
4th. The forums are a den of lies. I will impose a gag order on all non-conformist rhetoric. Any habitual line crossers will be publicly tarnished via my twitter account.
5th. I will renegotiate our trade agreements with activision and put destiny first!
I will grab it by the pussy and give Destiny back to you! All I ask in return is your unwavering obedience and complete abandonment of your moral fiber. Elect Loki as your supreme overlord and I will make Destiny great again!!
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So...nerf fusion rifles