[i]Timmy, a 21 year old student.[/i] [i]His friends call him at 8PM Friday night.[/i] "Yo, Tim. We're going to go out and get some girls tonight. And have a good time. You down?" "Na, man. I'm playing Trials. I have 1,027 flawless runs. I think I'm going to go for 1,030 tonight. I got my mountain dew and cheetos. Blood clots are already forming on my butt. Who needs girls?" "Oh?" [i]Timmy would later fail all of his classes. And never find love because he spent too much time carrying underage girl gamers to the lighthouse.[/i] [i]Years later he'll lose his once true love because she's a 1k ELO[/i] [i][b]Timmy died before the release of Destiny 2. Due to the blood clots in his bum[/b][/i] On his grave stone reads: [i]Matador isn't overpowered you bad kid scrub lord kinderguardian nerd. You're just not good.[/i] They say if you go to his grave on Friday nights during Trials. You can hear the faint sound of him spamming X on his controller as a Titan with juggernaut screaming "git rekt nerd". [spoiler]spare the comments about me being salty, you elite trials players.[/spoiler]