RJ reminds me of Grif and Ventis reminds me of Church lol

For everyone that is a hunter, stfu. You have a -blam!-ing melee super that lasts long af, a ranged super that has the farthest range of all other supers that shoots with infine range in a straight line, and a bow super that makes everyone be one shot within a 15 ft radius. You guys don't need buffs.

[quote][spoiler]here's your daily dose of cringe[/spoiler] In a small, childlike classroom, sat three, small guardians. A Titan, A Hunter, and a Warlock. They say quietly until the door bursted open, and in walked another Titan, the teacher. He walked in and looked extremely tired and groggy. "Eurrgghh, g'morning class," He mumbled out. "Goodmorning.." The three kinderguardians said in unison, in a monotone voice. The Teacher Titan took a piece of chalk and began writing on the chalkboard. "My name is..." He said, as he started writing, "Mr... BraveCo- wait no, no no." He quickly took an eraser and erased the letters he wrote down. "I mean.. [i]Professor..[/i] BraveCole. Yeah, professor." After he wrote down his name, BraveCole the titan turned to his small class. "Alright. So, first thing's first. I introduced myself, now it's your turn. Let's start with you, the little titan. Come on up." He said, gesturing for the titan to come up to the front of the class. The titan got up from her seat, although very timidly, and walked to the front of the class, visibly shaking in shyness. Her legs shook and her hands were no different. She stayed silent as she gulped. "Good. Now, tell me and the class your name, favorite weapon type, and subclass." The titan gulped again as she pressed her fingers together. "M-Muh.. M-My n-name is... i-is Dawn..." "Nice to meet cha, Dawn." BraveCole said to her. "What weapons ya like?" "I.. erm.. uh... I r-really.. like shot.. Like shotguns." She stuttered out. "Ooh, me too!" BraveCole chuckled. "You mean [i]scrub[/i]guns?" The Hunter blurted out. "Ha! No skill!" He snickered as he crossed his arms, causing Dawn to wimper in embarrassment. "Hey, knock it off, before I talk to your parents about your K/D." BraveCole said to the hunter, causing him to grumble and adjust his hood. BraveCole turned his attention back to the timid titan. "Don't mind him. You like what you like. Now tell me, what's your subclass, sweetie?" She exhaled. "I'm.. A Duh.. A D-Defender.." BraveCole gasped. "Nice! Just like me! 'Atta girl!" He said, giving her a nice pat on the back. In an instant, Dawn screamed bloody murder as soon as she felt contact. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" She immediately and instinctively, out of pure fear, thrusted her hands out and popped a large blue bubble, blinding BraveCole instantly. "AHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!!" He shouted, fumbling about and bumping into the still screaming Dawn. He exited the bubble, knocking chairs and desks over as He desperately tried to regain his vision. "See, look what you did, Dawn! You blinded the Professor!" The Hunter shouted. Dawn wasn't even paying attention because she was literally running in circles in her bubble screaming in pure terror. "Whatever, I'll fix this. Professor BraveCole! C'mere, let me see your eyes!" The Hunter said, running up to the disoriented titan. As BraveCole turned around to seek the hunter's help, he accidentally turned around too fast with his arm out, knocking the hunter clean across the room, where he hit a wall. He landed on the floor and began shrieking in agony. "OWWWWW!!!!! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!" He shouted over and over, as he rolled around on the floor. "I STILL CAN'T -blam!-ING SEE!" BraveCole shouted, hands over his eyes. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Dawn shouted, still running in circles. "NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!" The Hunter shouted as he rolled around on the floor holding his knee. The warlock still sat quietly as if the room weren't in complete chaos. He slowly pulled out a hand cannon. "Life is pain." He said, solemnly as he pointed the gun to his head and shot himself. --------------------------------------------------------------------- After everyone had regained their composure, BraveCole had regained his sight, The Hunter was now wearing a bandage on his head, and Dawn calmed down, and the Warlock was sitting at his desk literally on fire because he had to self-rez. "Alright.. now that everyone is good.. we can get back to introductions. Hunter, you're up." BraveCole said as the Hunter walked to the front of the class. "Name, favorite weapon, and subclass." "My name is RJ. And I like Scout rifles. My favorite one is my Cryptic Dragon that I got from Coach Shaxx. Speaking of Dragons, could you tell Principle DeeJ that the clever Dragon needs a nerf? Because I hones-" "RJ, let's just focus on introductions for right now, okay champ?" "Alright, but I'm serious about the clever dragon. Anyway, I'm a bladedancer. Speaking of bladedancers, could you tell Principle DeeJ that bladedancers need a buff? Because I honestly-" "Warlock, come on up. RJ, have a seat, please." BraveCole interrupted, causing RJ to adjust his hood and grumble. "Nerf high caliber rounds." He said randomly as he sat back down. The Warlock got up, and walked to the front of the class. He stood silently. "Alright, you know the drill." The Warlock cleared his throat. "My name is Ventis. My favorite weapon is anything by our Lord and Savior, Toland, and I am a sunsinger. Sometimes, when I'm sad, I pray to the shattered one." "You.. pray to Toland?" BraveCole questioned. "Yes. And then I kill myself." "Uhh.." "Th-That's.. Really scary.." Dawn mumbled. "You kill yourself? Wow, your K/D must blow." RJ said. "At least it's me killing me. You practically die to everything that looks in your general direction." Ventis said back to RJ. "Hey! Don't make me get Principle DeeJ!" He shouted. The two began shouting and arguing at each other as Dawn started crying. BraveCole rubbed his head. "-blam!-ing Kinderguardians." [spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/221201919/0/0[/spoiler]- a part two that I made due to popular demand. Thinking about making this into a series.[/quote] Greatness dude i play all characters and subs but it is true hunter mains usually bitch more than they kill something 😂😂😂😂

Life is pain. Pain is power. And power is life.

"I could tell you of a great battle, centuries ago... [b]BUT I NEVER MADE A TL;DR"[/b]

I have no idea what in the fuсk makes [i]destiny[/i] of all things a cesspool of fanfictions. Why. [i][b]Why.[/b][/i]

This sucks

Was Dawn running a helm of saint-14?

As a hunter, I also worship our Lord and Savior Toland. [spoiler]Blessed be the Bad Juju![/spoiler]

Absolute gold as always BraveCole. Keep up the great work homie.

[quote][spoiler]here's your daily dose of cringe[/spoiler] In a small, childlike classroom, sat three, small guardians. A Titan, A Hunter, and a Warlock. They say quietly until the door bursted open, and in walked another Titan, the teacher. He walked in and looked extremely tired and groggy. "Eurrgghh, g'morning class," He mumbled out. "Goodmorning.." The three kinderguardians said in unison, in a monotone voice. The Teacher Titan took a piece of chalk and began writing on the chalkboard. "My name is..." He said, as he started writing, "Mr... BraveCo- wait no, no no." He quickly took an eraser and erased the letters he wrote down. "I mean.. [i]Professor..[/i] BraveCole. Yeah, professor." After he wrote down his name, BraveCole the titan turned to his small class. "Alright. So, first thing's first. I introduced myself, now it's your turn. Let's start with you, the little titan. Come on up." He said, gesturing for the titan to come up to the front of the class. The titan got up from her seat, although very timidly, and walked to the front of the class, visibly shaking in shyness. Her legs shook and her hands were no different. She stayed silent as she gulped. "Good. Now, tell me and the class your name, favorite weapon type, and subclass." The titan gulped again as she pressed her fingers together. "M-Muh.. M-My n-name is... i-is Dawn..." "Nice to meet cha, Dawn." BraveCole said to her. "What weapons ya like?" "I.. erm.. uh... I r-really.. like shot.. Like shotguns." She stuttered out. "Ooh, me too!" BraveCole chuckled. "You mean [i]scrub[/i]guns?" The Hunter blurted out. "Ha! No skill!" He snickered as he crossed his arms, causing Dawn to wimper in embarrassment. "Hey, knock it off, before I talk to your parents about your K/D." BraveCole said to the hunter, causing him to grumble and adjust his hood. BraveCole turned his attention back to the timid titan. "Don't mind him. You like what you like. Now tell me, what's your subclass, sweetie?" She exhaled. "I'm.. A Duh.. A D-Defender.." BraveCole gasped. "Nice! Just like me! 'Atta girl!" He said, giving her a nice pat on the back. In an instant, Dawn screamed bloody murder as soon as she felt contact. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" She immediately and instinctively, out of pure fear, thrusted her hands out and popped a large blue bubble, blinding BraveCole instantly. "AHHHHH!!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!!" He shouted, fumbling about and bumping into the still screaming Dawn. He exited the bubble, knocking chairs and desks over as He desperately tried to regain his vision. "See, look what you did, Dawn! You blinded the Professor!" The Hunter shouted. Dawn wasn't even paying attention because she was literally running in circles in her bubble screaming in pure terror. "Whatever, I'll fix this. Professor BraveCole! C'mere, let me see your eyes!" The Hunter said, running up to the disoriented titan. As BraveCole turned around to seek the hunter's help, he accidentally turned around too fast with his arm out, knocking the hunter clean across the room, where he hit a wall. He landed on the floor and began shrieking in agony. "OWWWWW!!!!! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!" He shouted over and over, as he rolled around on the floor. "I STILL CAN'T -blam!-ING SEE!" BraveCole shouted, hands over his eyes. "AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Dawn shouted, still running in circles. "NERF! NERF! NERF! NERF!" The Hunter shouted as he rolled around on the floor holding his knee. The warlock still sat quietly as if the room weren't in complete chaos. He slowly pulled out a hand cannon. "Life is pain." He said, solemnly as he pointed the gun to his head and shot himself. --------------------------------------------------------------------- After everyone had regained their composure, BraveCole had regained his sight, The Hunter was now wearing a bandage on his head, and Dawn calmed down, and the Warlock was sitting at his desk literally on fire because he had to self-rez. "Alright.. now that everyone is good.. we can get back to introductions. Hunter, you're up." BraveCole said as the Hunter walked to the front of the class. "Name, favorite weapon, and subclass." "My name is RJ. And I like Scout rifles. My favorite one is my Cryptic Dragon that I got from Coach Shaxx. Speaking of Dragons, could you tell Principle DeeJ that the clever Dragon needs a nerf? Because I hones-" "RJ, let's just focus on introductions for right now, okay champ?" "Alright, but I'm serious about the clever dragon. Anyway, I'm a bladedancer. Speaking of bladedancers, could you tell Principle DeeJ that bladedancers need a buff? Because I honestly-" "Warlock, come on up. RJ, have a seat, please." BraveCole interrupted, causing RJ to adjust his hood and grumble. "Nerf high caliber rounds." He said randomly as he sat back down. The Warlock got up, and walked to the front of the class. He stood silently. "Alright, you know the drill." The Warlock cleared his throat. "My name is Ventis. My favorite weapon is anything by our Lord and Savior, Toland, and I am a sunsinger. Sometimes, when I'm sad, I pray to the shattered one." "You.. pray to Toland?" BraveCole questioned. "Yes. And then I kill myself." "Uhh.." "Th-That's.. Really scary.." Dawn mumbled. "You kill yourself? Wow, your K/D must blow." RJ said. "At least it's me killing me. You practically die to everything that looks in your general direction." Ventis said back to RJ. "Hey! Don't make me get Principle DeeJ!" He shouted. The two began shouting and arguing at each other as Dawn started crying. BraveCole rubbed his head. "-blam!-ing Kinderguardians." [spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/221201919/0/0[/spoiler]- a part two that I made due to popular demand. Thinking about making this into a series[armory?[/armory].[/quote]

Seems accurate... Especially the hunter, they're the worst. Just watch the titan discover fist of panic... Oh boy.