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Offtopic Copypasta Thread: Episode II
My baby died. Here is the sequel.
I cannot change my gender to fit the Boy Scouts’ standards, but the Boy Scouts can change their standards to include me. I am determined to be an Eagle Scout. It isn’t just a hobby, it’s access to some of the best leadership training there is. According to the BSA, over half of all astronauts were involved in Scouting and 16.3% of West Point cadets are Eagle Scouts. Of the current Congress, 191 members were involved in Scouting, 18 current U.S. governors participated in Scouting, and many of them are Eagle Scouts. The facts say it all -- high-level Scouting creates opportunity, and with opportunity comes a chance at success in the global community. Unfortunately for me and half the country’s population, we are excluded from most of these amazing opportunities for no reason other than that we are female. That’s why I’m calling on the BSA to end the discriminatory ban against young women and girls, and allow all children to participate in the Boy Scouts and earn the Eagle Rank. In most countries, Scouting is co-ed. International Scouting appreciates that separating children by gender is an artifact from a bygone era. The BSA has opened a few programs to girls and young women, but the Scouts exclude us from joining Scout Troops, and we are not eligible to earn the rank of Eagle Scout -- the most advanced, and most challenging leadership program they have. Boy Scouting teaches young people to be strong leaders. I, and many young women like me, want this chance at the best leadership training for our youth. Women can now hold all combat roles, and have already earned Bronze and Silver Stars, and Purple Hearts in war. Women have leadership roles in government, business, academia and entertainment. Imagine what else would be possible for women with Eagle Scout training.... Under the leadership of former Secretary of Defense Dr. Robert Gates, the Boy Scouts recently ended anti-gay policies, allowing all boys and LGBT adults full membership in Scouting. The Boy Scouts should now end discriminatory policies based on gender, welcoming all children to participate in Scouting, including young women and girls. I know I could rise through the ranks and become an Eagle Scout alongside the best of the boys -- all I need is the opportunity. Please join us in calling on the Boy Scouts to allow all children to participate in Scouting and earn the Eagle Rank.
[spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIs this a transcript of some tilted teen girl who was on youtube calling for the government to cease funding BSA? [spoiler]its remarkably similar to that load of shit I found floating about the place [/spoiler]
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5 Replies>The year is 2048 >Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea >Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base >One of Trump's advisers entered the war room >"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive." >Trump stood up from his solid gold throne >"Looks like I have to do this myself." >"Sir?" >The Trumptator adjusted his tie >"I need a weapon." >Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace >"This shouldn't be long." >He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute >Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm >The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival >Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace >The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots >Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards >They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle >"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile >Trump smirks "I don't think so." >Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds >Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket >"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine >Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Matrix style >Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator >"Kim.." >A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face >Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked >"You're fired" PART 2: >The year is 2066 >Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network) >Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe >Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia" >Look outside my window >Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door >They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez >Trumpstapo force him onto his knees >A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS >I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him >Trump the Ever-Living >Trump the Undying >Trump the Conqueror >The other neighbors started to gather around >"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked >"No senor, no no!" >"That's what they all say" >The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?" >The Trumptator smirked >My neighbors begin to chant >"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!" >"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!" >My neighbors cheer and celebrate >Several days later >Turn on TNN >On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall >All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall >Notice my neighbor is among them >A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall >How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living >The camera zooms in on our Lord >"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you." >Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall >Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death >Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked What a great time to be alive PART 3: >2068 >Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest >The North American Empire can't be stopped >Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself >America has truly become great again >A rebellion has risen in the NAE >Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back >Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed >The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed >Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant >Will put poison his wine >The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan >The operative goes to the secret meeting location >The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump >They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won >One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality" >A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative >"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted" >He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House >The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison >He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room >"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room >He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him >"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims >The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne >"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?" >"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan" >The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump >"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief >Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk >"You're fired" PART 4: >2016 >Trump has just been elected >About to say first words as president >He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience >"Obama, you're fired" >Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution >Trump is emperor for the rest of time >2025 >Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems >Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall >The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets >Nogs are enslaved again >Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps What a great time to be alive PART 5: >2087 >The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface >This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants >There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now >That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him >The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean >But our great Lord Trump is stuck now >There is nowhere to expand >No place to conquer >No place, at least, on Earth >Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars >He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program >He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters >The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships >Flash forward to 2104 >Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System >He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported >Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid >Those who didn't are immediately stumped >Trump the Mighty addresses his people >"Today, we embark on a new conquest" >"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System" >"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia" >"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!" >"Hail, Trump!"
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4 RepliesIf I had a dollar for every gender, I'd only have 2 bucks and millions of illegal counterfeit dollar bills that only bring sadness and disappointment in the human race and are a scar on the face of earth, ruining and vandalising every fuсking-thing the human race has strived for.
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This mailbox is mine And this triagonal sign That blue balloon The month of June They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine Ziggy's sweets are mine That birdie's tweets are mine The city streets Both your feet They're all emphatically mine It all belongs to me Everything that I see North, south, east and west I caress it, 'cause I possess it I'm Stingy and it's mine And this instrumental break is also mine The floor and ceiling are mine All your feelings are mine You always knew it That's all there is to it It's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine That's what I said It's mine [spoiler]i'm sorry [/spoiler]
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Heil Khan Timur! Heil das mongolische Reich und sein Timurid-Nachfolger! Heil Kaiser Napoleon! Es lebe unsere Horden mit Donner über die Steppe, die Angst unter unseren Feinden anregt. Heil Doob! Heil, Heil, Heil!
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Tᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴛᴇᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴅᴇᴠᴀsᴛᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇ ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴀᴍᴍᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜɪɴ ᴏᴜʀ ɴᴀᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴠɪʟ ᴏғ ʜɪʟʟᴀʀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏᴅs. ᴛᴏ ᴇxᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴏᴜʀ sᴘᴀᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ. ᴄᴏᴘʏ! ᴘᴀsᴛᴇ! ᴄʜᴀᴛ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙʟᴀsᴛ ᴏғғ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴘᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʟɪɢʜᴛ! sᴜʀʀᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍᴏᴅs ᴏʀ ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪɢʜᴛ.
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AmboOne for the money, two for the show. - old
A major part of America is our vehicles. Millions of vehicles are driven everyday in America to get to point B to point A, and back to C again. Safe driving and correct driving education allows Americans to have such a privilege. To start, let's look at some safety tips: • Always give yourself the right of way at an intersection of any kind. After you go, everyone else will. • Follow the latter rule when it comes to pedestrians too. If they're in the way, do a serpentine (emergency swerve) movement. • Fast driving and racing is encouraged. It helps drivers get used to their cars and know how to control them better. • when you see any emergency vehicle, you must follow it to its destination. Once it's s reached the destination, do a burnout and continue on your way. • when you see anybody directing traffic, honk your horn and turn on your hazards for exactly 347 feet • The yellow lines on the road are for decoration and to indicate the lanes. The same goes for white lines. • When parking in a lot, take up as much space as possible with your vehicle. Parking in the 3 spots is customary. When parking on a road, highway, or curb: always leave all of your doors wide open.*leave wipers on max speed setting to indicate you are parked. When someone in front or behind you turns on their blinkers, they are always asking you to move in the direction of the blinker, you must do so. SIGNS AND LIGHTS: • Red means fire, so when you see a red light on a car or intersection light, stop your car, drop everything, and roll. • Yellow means lemon. If you see a yellow light on anything, act sour and grumpy. • Green means grass. If you see a green light anywhere, prepare for changing terrain ahead. • all orange signs are public attractions, you can drive to these locations and watch people dig, shovel, and other sorts of manual labor. • all neon yellow signs mean speed up, especially the one that say school crossing. • all normal yellow signs, no matter the picture on it, mean to drive very aggressively. Every normal yellow sign means 5 miles of aggressive driving minimum. • all white signs mean to swerve wildly through all lanes of traffic for 2 miles. *the only exception is speed limit signs. These signs indicate you need to drive at least 80 mph faster than the posted speed. If it has two speeds, add them up and divide by the number of digits to get the special speed limit. • green signs tell you where places are. But there is a rule for green signs: when you see one, you must use your emergency brake to drift sideways in a straight line for 250 feet, and then return to normal driving. This will help other drivers and blind drivers know that there is a green sign or signs. • Blue signs show you brands or organizations sponsored by an exit. When you see these, throw money of any kind out of the window. -
What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and -blam!- over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.
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This mailbox is mine And this triagonal sign That blue balloon The month of June They're mine, mine, mine, mine, mine Ziggy's sweets are mine That birdie's tweets are mine The city streets Both your feet They're all emphatically mine It all belongs to me Everything that I see North, south, east and west I caress it, 'cause I possess it I'm Stingy and it's mine And this instrumental break is also mine The floor and ceiling are mine All your feelings are mine You always knew it That's all there is to it It's mine, mine, mine, mine, mine That's what I said It's mine
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GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO uAND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ...
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1 ReplyI'm tired and sick of your harassment. I'm officially done. I'm finally going to stand up to you. You're mean and you have no life! You're probably jealous of all the friends I have and that's why you keep bullying me. I'll tell you what! I've had enough and it's time for this foolishness to stop! You're just a MEAN NO GOOD C Y B E R B U L L Y
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[b][i][u]PEREGRINE GRIEVES!!!![/u][/i][/b] These marvelous legs are masterfully created in white plating with gold decal and blue decorative orbs. Your knees are beautiful gems of death. They have spike attachments for aerodynamics and for show. I know many Striker Titans out there are satisfied with their fighting style and have never even thought to equip the Greaves, but I tell you now that you have not lived until you've used them. Nothing is more satisfying than disintegrating your foes in a flash of electricity or breaking ribs by slamming your shoulder into them, EXCEPT FOR CAVING IN SKULLS BY SHOVING YOUR KNEE INTO THEM WHILE LEAPING THROUGH THE AIR! YOU WILL BE LIKE THE MAJESTIC PEREGRINE FALCON SOARING THROUGH THE AIR, EXCEPT THE FALCON PART IS IN YOUR LEGS! PEREGRINE FALCONS CAN DIVE THROUGH THE AIR AT SPEEDS OF OVER 180 MILES PER HOUR; YOU WILL LEAP THROUGH THE AIR AT 180 M.P.H. AND KILL YOUR PREY AS THE PEREGRINE FALCON WOULD KILL ITS OWN PREY. EXCEPT INSTEAD OF TALONS AND BEAKS YOU WILL ONLY HAVE YOUR LEGS! YOU WILL BECOME THE ULTIMATE PREDATOR AND NO BEAST WILL BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND A SINGLE BLOW FROM YOUR KNEES, not even those Defender Titans with Armor of Light active. You will be Saitama the One Punch Man, except all of that power will be in your knees! That's right! The power of gods inside your knees! Superman will be jealous, and his invulnerability won't save him this time! You will enter the Crucible and slaughter all of those that you couldn't Shoulder Charge before because of their sissy meta weapons (YOU HEAR THAT?! NOT EVEN THE MATADOR, CLEVER DRAGON, OR THOUSAND YARD STARE WILL KEEP YOU SAFE!). You will burst through Bubbles and bash in the Helm of Saint-14 just as the Helm of Saint-14 was used to bash in the Devil Kell's skull! You will fly past Golden Gun shots and show that wimp that a real man doesn't need a long ranged Super! You will shoot through bolts of lightning and put that Stormcaller back on the ground where he belongs! You will dodge flaming hammers and break that Sunbreaker in the forge! You will shoot right under that Nova Bomb and show that Voidwalker what hurts worse than being hit by a collapsing star! You will not be tethered down by those Nightstalkers' lame Shadowshots and you will show them that a real man doesn't need to disable his enemies to win in a fight! You will appear out of thin air just to get a Stay Down medal on a Sunsinger because they thought you couldn't catch them twice with the same move! Guess what, still don't have enough health to survive! You will break the Arc Blades of Blade Dancers with your knees and then show them why a real man doesn't need knives to do any real damage to an enemy! You will smash your knees into the shoulders of your Striker brethren and show them why they should've worn the PEREGRINE GREAVES! You will then strike out into the universe and single-leggedly defeat the Darkness with your bedazzled legs! The Fallen will wish they hadn't left their system during the Whirlwind! The Hive will make shrines to your legs, only to have the shrines destroyed and all of them killed by the very legs they feared and worshipped! UNWORTHY! The Vex won't be able to simulate the sheer power of your legs and blow up from complete overwhelming information! The Cabal line will break and your knees will pierce the unbreakable playing of their aircraft! The Black Garden's Heart will be dead before it has a chance to wake up even one of the Sol Progeny, BUT YOU'LL DESTROY THOSE WORTHLESS VEX STATUES ANYWAY! The Oracles, Templar, and Gorgons will not be able to erase you from time because THERE IS NO FUTURE WHERE THEY SURVIVE YOUR SOARING KNEES! You will not need the Aegis Relic to defeat Atheon BECAUSE YOU WILL BASH HIS ANGULAR FACE IN EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE TIMELINE ANYWAY! SHATTER THE GLASS THRONE! You will destroy and deplete Crota's Oversoul, take out his overshield, and deplete his HP ALL IN JUST ONE HIT! You will make Skolas wish he had just given up and become the Queen's butler, obeying her every whim! STOMP THAT BUG INTO THE GROUND! KELL OF KELLS MY BOOT! You will smash a hole through the Dreadnaught since there are no Cabal ships left to do it, and you will take the Dreadnaught down single-leggedly! Oryx's Court will fall! His Warpriest will know that his cute little light-up ball doesn't work and his big helmet only made you want to slam your knee into his face more! Everyone of Golgoroth's weird wiggly leg things will be broken with ease and he will fall clutching his gut and puking out a bunch of those orb thingies, while that big scar thing on his head will be re-opened by your knee to finish him off! The Deathsingers won't be able to kill you with their song because you don't listen to their tasteless pop trash singing, and they will instead kill themselves with their song just to avoid those beautiful legs of yours! AND THAT FAT LARD ORYX WON'T JUST BE SENT DRIFTING TOWARDS SATURN, YOU'LL HIT HIM SO HARD HE'LL BLAST A HOLE STRAIGHT THROUGH THAT PLANET AND THEN FLY OUT OF THE SYSTEM! YOU'LL HIT HIM SO HARD THAT ALL OF HIS ECHOES AND TAKEN WILL BE INSTANTLY DESTROYED! Then you will deny the mantle of the Taken King because accepting the ways and power of Oryx would just make you weaker! SIVA won't be able to replicate fast enough to keep up with the amount of enemies you take out per second! You will storm the Replication Chamber and show Aksis that YOUR TWO SEXY LEGS ARE FAR SUPERIOR TO THAT COOL GIANT SPIDER LEG THING HE'S GOT GOING ON! YOU WILL BECOME STRONGER THAN THE LIGHT AND THE DARKNESS AND RULE BOTH THE CRUCIBLE AND THE UNIVERSE! PUT ON THOSE SEXY, GLAMOROUS, BEDAZZLED LEGS NOW! PERRREEEEEGGRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNE GREEEEAAAAAAAAAAVESSSSSSSSSSS!
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1 ReplyIt is quite frustrating how Bungie seems to not care of what is here upon the forums. I still feel as if all they seek to do is to push us all toward the new website and leave behind the shell of the old forums. Despite them saying they would never force us, it appears that all that is done is redirection over to them. Forum moderation has been less than consistent, and while I know that it is an undertaking in itself to do so, I feel that we are entirely in the dark about what happens to our forums. There are no positive changes made, and the most recent change was the visual remaking of the forums. No features being added even after a visual change was disappointing to see. With the rampant growing problem of negativity upon our forums it makes it very difficult for us to prosper as a wonderful community or seek improvement when we are left behind. I believe that consideration of members of our own community for forum moderation is a very good idea and is what almost all other kinds of forums everywhere follow. Having them being an active user ensures two very important aspects and they are; understanding of the community and the ability to be present in [i]high frequency[/i].
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[spoiler][i]I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.[/i][/spoiler]
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2 RepliesHello everyone, my name is ELEVATED APPLE and I'm here to remind you that bananas are a fantastic source of vitamin K or as many people know: potassium
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The M16 A4 Carbine is the most used weapon in the United Sates Military.
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Episode II: The Copypasta Strikes Back
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You must forget everything you know to learn the truth
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This has happened for EVERY RAID I've done. It's pretty much an ON going joke since VoG. I remember I had 3 pair of boots from VoG when it came out and couldn't find the other things. Crotas end was the worst of them because I've gotten like 5 or 6 pair of boots and couldn't find anything else.. the PoE wasn't too bad and kings fall I've gotten like another 3 pair of boots and can't find anything else. I have had the trials boots for a very long time and i only do trials once in a very long while. So I did it yesterday and.. here ya go. 2 more pair of boots. (This only happens on my warlock.) If I ever turn into a spider at least I'll know I'm all set. But right now, I got 2 legs bungie. I know it's RNG and not much you can do about it, but at least have somewhat smart RNG, say a person has this item, or multiple of this item, maybe the chances of getting it again would be reduced or something. Do you have any crazy RNG stories? I'm aware spiders have 8 legs. I got 3 new sets of boots, the same sets as I already have. That makes a total of 4 sets, 8 boots, and for my 8... I mean 2 legs my warlock has.
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1 ReplyThere you go again talking crap 😂
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2 RepliesHello everyone, my name is ELEVATED APPLE and I'm here to remind you that bananas are a fantastic source of vitamin K or as many people know: potassium
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