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12/29/2016 11:36:59 PM
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The dead Iron Lords are actually Billy Mays reincarnated

Ok, look. I know what you're thinking. Dude, why do you think that Billy Mays is even worthy of the iron lords? Oxi Clean is god solution and could literally make a fallen house bow down. The Oxi House... Look, it all has to do with the beginning. Remember when Lord Saladin has you destroy the replication chamber? Ok, I want uou to pull up a picture of it. Look at the left and right SIVA-esque pillars. Notice how you could fit a tub of Oxi Clean between them? Point #1. Another point. When the first iron lord jumps down (with some sort of fake name like Gheleon or Radegast...they all are really BILLY MAYS, people!) you see a HUGE trait of the Billy himself. You could easily see Billy jumping down and shouting "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE." These reincarnated beings are reverting back to their salesman traits. Point #2. Finally, no good theory (especially about our lord and savior, Billy) has only 2 points. Finally, lets look at the Iron Temple. If we go into the room, we see all the Iron Lords. BUT, those are the real ones. So why are there two extra ones you ask? Well, I think you can do the math here. [spoiler]Billy Mays is a confirmed Iron Lord. But those statues can't both be Billy! So who is the other one?[/spoiler] [spoiler]Anthony Sullivan, salesman by day, Iron Lord by night.[/spoiler]

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